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I Cast Fist

@ ICastFist @programming.dev

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Just your typical internet guy with questionable humor

  • Texas sues Tylenol company over autism claims

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  • Don't count on companies fighting back. Something tells me that, the moment a company actually fights the govt, they'll magically remember that said companies are actually violating several state and federal regulations and laws

  • Texas sues Tylenol company over autism claims

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  • It works for patents, surely it'll work for lunatic bullshit

  • Texas sues Tylenol company over autism claims

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    1. Not really
    2. Not always
    3. Also at intelligent people sometimes
    4. We also make a lot of shitty jokes that ain't funny
    5. Not by a long shot

  • How do y'all feel joy without alcohol or weed?

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  • I feel joy when I play boardgames or tabletop RPGs. With a good table, lots of banter and shit talking happens and that's perfect.

    Never had weed. When I drink, I get more talkative, but it's a fine line before I get sleepy and depressed

  • 183M Gmail Passwords Leaked

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  • An analysis of a 94,000 sample revealed 92% were not, in fact, new (...) the final tally was 16.4 million previously unseen addresses in any data breach, not just stealer logs.

  • Whats the worst game mechanic?

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  • Can you make fences out of stone or metal, or just wood, in SV? Because I recall Harvest Moon DS allowed you to make stone fences, which were a lot more likely to survive hurricanes and snowstorms

  • Whats the worst game mechanic?

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  • Ah, Castlevania Lords of Shadow 2, where you, Dracula, start off wimpy and weak, are forced to do shitty stealth. Near the end of the game, fully powered up, you still cannot take those forced stealth enemies head on

  • Whats the worst game mechanic?

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  • Purely in game mechanic is just looter-

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    , like Diablo or Borderlands.

  • Whats the worst game mechanic?

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  • Except the Old World Blues stuff if you arrive there at a high level, then those fucking lobotomites with fuckloads of health will engage you from a mile away even if your entire build is stealth based

  • Man Alarmed to Discover His Smart Vacuum Was Broadcasting a Secret Map of His House

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  • It's Xiaomi, of course the app will not work without internet access

  • Microsoft Pushes Xbox Division to Hit Higher Profit Margins

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  • So you're telling me M$ will kill the xbox division for good?

    An Xbox spokesperson said in a statement that they take a long-term view of their business and that success “doesn’t look the same across every project or priority.” - “We look at the business as a whole, balancing creativity, innovation, and sustainability across a diverse portfolio of offerings,” the spokesperson said.

    HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh my fucking god, these corporate stooges

    To account for the lost sales, Xbox offers its developers a credit, which it calls “member-weighted value” and is calculated based on several factors, such as the number of hours that Game Pass players collectively spend on a particular title. The opaque formula seems to favor games in which players can spend the most amount of hours, such as online multiplayer titles, according to people familiar with the calculations.

    Interesting, that explains why some studios are getting fucked out of that deal

    In July, Hood said on a call with investors that operating income in the Xbox division rose 34% for the quarter that ended in June due to “continued prioritization of higher margin opportunities.” The company is due to report earnings again on Oct. 29.

    I'm sure M$ can keep cancelling projects and firing people ad infinitum to ensure a continual rise of operating income /s

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  • Ah, didn't know about that band, nice stuff

  • Guess the show name

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  • Bottom right could as well be Olimpiadas do Faustão

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  • Kill Me Fucking Dead Mate?

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  • Goes well beyond those, tho

  • POV: You're a programmer

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  • What about going an extra step into Elixir?

  • Oh no my harvest is too bountiful

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  • And other furry bits

  • Oh no my harvest is too bountiful

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  • Aw, cutting right when he hears "morons" and laughs is cruel

  • Oh no my harvest is too bountiful

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  • Perfect for a nuclear engineer's control rod