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Hossenfeffer

@ Hossenfeffer @feddit.uk

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Look, you get born, you keep your head down, and then you die. If you're lucky.

#fedi22

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  • I'm sick of getting volcanoes from my grandma. I just regift them, still wrapped, at this point.

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  • Everybody wants a rock…

  • You might want to see this

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  • M’am?

  • Fame

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  • Yeah, but Einstein got it on with Marilyn Monroe1.

    1. There is no direct evidence to support this supposition.

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  • Murd3r Horn3t: The Buzz3ning

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  • “Yeah, yeah, we’re totally eradicated. All is now fine, there’s nothing to worry about. Sleep well!” - Sneaky Murder Hornet.

  • I'm literally a thinking lump of fat

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  • We are ALL thinking lumps of fat on this blessed day :)

  • Giving her flowers

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  • Mr Blott could have been born within the sound of Bow Bells.

  • Murdoch Outlets and Bezos’ WaPo Demand More Sympathy for Health Insurance Execs

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  • Despite our differences in social upbringing, nationality, language, religion, etc... We all agree in 1 thing, that Die Hard is a Christmas Movie, right?

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  • If only there were Lemmy gold...

    The best I can do is the ol' feddit.uk handjob. Handshake, I meant handshake!

  • I'm afraid we've been bamboozled

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  • True dat. You wouldn't believe the crazy, flavourful food we eat behind closed doors. We save the bland beige-on-toast for when foreigners are around.

  • TIL The 'Hawaiian Pizza' or 'Pineapple Pizza' was invented by a Greek immigrant in Canada and called Hawaiian due to the can of pineapples he used.

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  • Clearly fake, where's the apology?

    "Sorry, if you're going shopping, could you pick up some Michael? We're aboot oot, eh?"

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  • Just wait 'til truth.social and xitter run the country. Wouldn't be surprised if TikTok, Instagram, Facebook, MySpace, WeChat, LinkedIn, Reddit, Pinterest, Discord and Tumblr all get banned.

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  • That is not dead which can eternal lie,And with strange aeons even… what the fuck is that creepy fish thing?

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  • ♬ I believe I can fly,I believe I can touch the sky ♪

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  • Effect is a vErb.

    Affect is a nAhn.

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  • Where are we going to get the archaeologist?

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  • Trump or Musk?

  • 5x Evolutionary Winner

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  • Marie Rose sauce is their kryptonite.