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Hossenfeffer

@ Hossenfeffer @feddit.uk

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Look, you get born, you keep your head down, and then you die. If you're lucky.

#fedi22

  • Constitution page on White House website shows 404 error

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  • It's just being revised, nothing to see here.

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    Permanently Deleted

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  • The front fell off?

  • Google decides it won't comply with EU fact-checking law

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  • I've been using Qwant for a while now. Better results than Google, that's for sure.

  • Water into Wine

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  • Somewhere there's some catacombs with dessicated corpses. I think it might have been Prague. So you could weigh some of them and take an average.

  • S̵̢̡̠̣̜͍̘͍̈́̿͒̈̎̉͌͂̎̾̓Ḩ̶̡̛̯̰̤̻͖̹̝̼͍͔̰̃̅̋̍̈̆̋̋́̔͝Ǫ̴̺͔̫͈͉͎̤͎͗͂̅͒̀͒W̶̛͖̺̰̠̙̲̓͆̋̉̌̆̂͛̀̒̕͘ ̷̨̦̤̇̀̓̉́̅͒̄͝M̶͓̗͚̩̬͈͎͗̓̈́́͜͜Ẹ̵̢̢̺̞͓͓̤͙̙͖̈́̈̉͝ ̶̧̡̲̺͓̮̰̘̮͚͉̝͈̝̀͒́̎̾̓͜͝͝͠T̷̡̟̘̫͋͋̑͊̓͐̊̐̎H̸̪̋͛̓̀̍̂̐̂͐̾̈́̒̃É̵̛̾̅̀͛̃̄̏

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  • I went to a zoo the other day. Only had one animal, which was a dog. It was a shit zoo.

  • Guess where I am arriving

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  • Milton Keynes, prob.

  • Accurate programming movie

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  • I’m still not sure what a project manager contributes.

    I've well over a decade in software project management. The number one thing we contribute to a project is saying to the client (internal or external) "Sure, we can add that feature but it will have an impact on the delivery timeline unless we deprioritise other features. Are you happy for us to extend the deadline? If not, let's talk about what we can cut from the existing scope in favour of your new feature."

  • Biden calls Meta’s decision to drop factchecking ‘really shameful’

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  • Wow, he really socked it to them.

  • Joe Rogan Nods Along As Mel Gibson Claims His Friends Were Cured of Stage 4 Cancer By by ivermectin, fenbendazole (another animal dewormer), and methylene blue (a fabric dye)

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  • Good ol' sugar tits.

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    Lol🥴

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  • You know the archetypal Scottish sausage is square, right?

  • You'll never see it coming

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  • I mean, sure, but everything will cease to exist in a fraction of a second. Singling anyone or anything out seems kind of irrelevant.

  • I hate whoever that was

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  • Nice one, so do I now!

  • Barcelona

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  • Maybe, but what do the locals call it?

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    Lol🥴

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  • That's where you keep your haggis.

  • You'll never see it coming

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  • Also, we won't see it coming and won't feel it happen. As far as deaths go, it's about as easy as it gets.

  • Microsoft Bing is trying to spoof Google UI when people search Google.com

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  • Is Google really as shit as Bing? I had to Ask Jeeves to confirm that.

  • businessman known for his key roles

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  • The billionaire of hearts

  • Elon Musk announces changes as 'too much negativity' being pushed on X

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  • Don't want any Debbie-downers on Shitter once his bestie is in the big chair.

  • Those who live outside Europe. What are things Europeans are not ready to hear.

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  • I am smokin' hot, it's true.