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I’ve been awake for too many hours and probably nothing I post right now should be considered a reasonable take

  • there'd be a car in front of them to brake their descent

  • i don't think i've even taken my foot off the brake on that stretch.

    also, note to any y'all who want to visit, it's a gorgeous walk down the street but you do not want to drive it. this photo does not do the grade justice

  • i paid you tacos. that landing was worse than i thought

  • i can point to specific roads in local cities that they probably used for those studies. been that way for a few decades now out in sacramento specifically. they shifted the lanes a little bit, narrowed the road, and moved the curb/sidewalk/crosswalk such that (1) there's less road to cross and (2) traffic slows down because the road naturally slows down before the crosswalk. also added botts dotts to give a little rumble as you cross the crosswalk in your car.

  • there's a similar street that they're recently changed like that in my small city. it's a 25 street. my bike only does 20 until fix the front derailleur. if i catch the front of the wave and don't have anything heavy in my basket i can usually make 4 or 5 lights in a row before i hit a red and it's glorious.

  • frog and toad are the best.

  • yup. After five years i admitted to my parents "hey remember the time i came home late from blahblahblah in high school and said i got ice cream? it's because i got the car stuck on a really big rock and we had to pry it off. it would have gone easy if DAD HADN'T STOLEN MY CAR'S JACK OUT OF MY CAR. that's why i was grumpy about the jack after ice cream. but we got a good video out of it"

    we ended up having to move the rock like 40 feet to get my car out from on top of it, and it has not moved to this day. big ol' rock, size of a desk.

  • Now remember, first babies cook fast. they might only take six or seven months. the rest all take 9.

    that's what we tell everyone with a wink if we ever figure that math out for someone

  • according to US Constitution Amendment 14 Section 3 neither could trump in 2024 but here we are

  • america's mayor would never. but the R oozed off a long time ago. he's america's mayo now

  • cheese

  • It's a strong name with history. Just, times have changed

  • I got a friend who I bet would put a great tune to this. It's just his kind of rhyme. He's busy with a show until November, but you up for it?

  • Enchirito's cool tho

  • we got some grass treats and have been portioning them out to our kitties like pills

    we hope it eventually helps the flatulence. like her favorite game is farting on me.