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I’ve been awake for too many hours and probably nothing I post right now should be considered a reasonable take

  • the crows really seemed to like garlic bagels with labne on them.

  • according to my friend who was in houston that day (i was in austin for the first half of the day and yes, it was cloudy) the clouds cleared partway through the day

  • If I'm having one of those sleep cycles, showering at night vs showering at morning can make a difference in how many REM cycles I get

  • I'll take the cat waking me with snuggles, but I have been snoring less so she nibbled on my face to see if I was alive. While I was petting her. The little shit.

  • I'd slow that to 50 busses and that way you have reserve for accidents and maintenance. Also, they can be fancier busses if we have fewer of them

  • have you seen my hat though? it's very nice

  • yeah, while i don't enjoy paying taxes, i certainly enjoy the benefits i get from them. like my library.

  • unless it's that one video with the cardboard bear

  • patrick you really need to find actual hobbies

  • Well I never thought I'd see the day

  • If we limit the kitten slaughter to behavioral euthanasia and increase the taxes on the wealthy to a similar level, idk maybe I'd vote for it

  • i mean, how are they supposed to not keep track of you if they're not keeping track of you? just change line 27 from 0 to 1.

  • done properly you could probably trade it for some kind of linguistics degree at a university. i do love making mockery of processes.

  • oh my gosh greenmonster you can't just ask people why they gay

  • i think it was my conservative relatives who love star trek for some reason. they loved hatewatching discotrek.

    i'm just mad they wasted the best name on that series

  • i mean i've met a few dozen of that dude just doing music. my experience is they tend to stop being as flagrant about their cliches, they just get more quiet. which fuck that, be who you are. if you're a walking cliche (like me) sometimes it's nice to see other walking cliches.

  • i don't wonder. i have charts and graphs explaining why people side-eye me. there's even a powerpoint!

  • It’s wrong to blame the voters for a garbage candidate.

    that logic excuses voters for trump and i'm not ready to do that.

  • cats @lemmy.world

    So what's new? Business

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Lazy Feature Request

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Someone is upset she doesn't have enough flowers to eat

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Goober update: my boy has gotten hisself into a pickle

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Emissary Mogging Some Q

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    META POST: MOTION TO MAKE A RULE THAT CROPPING THE ARTIST'S SIGNATURE IS AGAINST THE RULES

  • Cooking @lemmy.world

    Hulatang anyone?

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    BEARTATO WEEK BEGINS WHENEVER YOU WANT IT TO

  • Cooking @lemmy.world

    Sausage Gravy, for Biscuits

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    That Ben ain't right

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Dang ol', Darmok and Jalad, man... Tanagra. Talkin' 'bout...fire burnin', story, dang ol' understandin', y'know?

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    I'll tell you what, man, I think it’s dang ol' funnier if we don’t even know who said it, talkin' bout, y'know