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MinnesotaGoddam

@ HeyThisIsntTheYMCA @lemmy.world

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I’ve been awake for too many hours and probably nothing I post right now should be considered a reasonable take

  • Where is the current wave of Punk music?

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  • They're using smartphones to hold their charts and tablature nowadays it's crazy

  • Your reminder to remove the microphone from your TV remote today

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  • yeah, but maybe you're blind and mostly just listen? I don't know.

  • Your reminder to remove the microphone from your TV remote today

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  • is this a "the best time to plant a tree" thing or is there something particularly terrible about today and tv microphones

  • GIMP needs testers urgently

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  • how recently can i have installed it? like, yesterday? HOW DO I DRAW A CIRCLE

  • Linux question: I like to browse using ls. Than when I find what I'm looking for, I would like to directly move there with cd without having to retype the path. Is there an elegant solution for that?

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  • it probably is, that professor who taught me it was belgian

  • The Guide To Anti-Trans Democrats In The 2026 Elections, By State

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  • my dude if you want to get in to a little whiny fight pick someone who wants to be in one

  • The Guide To Anti-Trans Democrats In The 2026 Elections, By State

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  • whoopsie doodle your mask slipped

  • Linux question: I like to browse using ls. Than when I find what I'm looking for, I would like to directly move there with cd without having to retype the path. Is there an elegant solution for that?

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  • the (ng) is silent when used in compound punctuation in ba(ng)

  • They are not anyone's whales

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  • the other half

    sentient shells?

  • "Little one! Mister Woof. Come, join us." - Lwaxana Troi

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  • The Trick To Stop Speeding Drivers Is Actually More Green Lights

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  • there'd be a car in front of them to brake their descent

  • The Trick To Stop Speeding Drivers Is Actually More Green Lights

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  • i don't think i've even taken my foot off the brake on that stretch.

    also, note to any y'all who want to visit, it's a gorgeous walk down the street but you do not want to drive it. this photo does not do the grade justice

  • The Trick To Stop Speeding Drivers Is Actually More Green Lights

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  • i paid you tacos. that landing was worse than i thought

  • The Trick To Stop Speeding Drivers Is Actually More Green Lights

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  • i can point to specific roads in local cities that they probably used for those studies. been that way for a few decades now out in sacramento specifically. they shifted the lanes a little bit, narrowed the road, and moved the curb/sidewalk/crosswalk such that (1) there's less road to cross and (2) traffic slows down because the road naturally slows down before the crosswalk. also added botts dotts to give a little rumble as you cross the crosswalk in your car.

  • The Trick To Stop Speeding Drivers Is Actually More Green Lights

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  • there's a similar street that they're recently changed like that in my small city. it's a 25 street. my bike only does 20 until fix the front derailleur. if i catch the front of the wave and don't have anything heavy in my basket i can usually make 4 or 5 lights in a row before i hit a red and it's glorious.

  • Earl Grey with honey is pretty tasty

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  • frog and toad are the best.

  • Oopsie daisy

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  • yup. After five years i admitted to my parents "hey remember the time i came home late from blahblahblah in high school and said i got ice cream? it's because i got the car stuck on a really big rock and we had to pry it off. it would have gone easy if DAD HADN'T STOLEN MY CAR'S JACK OUT OF MY CAR. that's why i was grumpy about the jack after ice cream. but we got a good video out of it"

    we ended up having to move the rock like 40 feet to get my car out from on top of it, and it has not moved to this day. big ol' rock, size of a desk.

  • Oopsie daisy

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  • Now remember, first babies cook fast. they might only take six or seven months. the rest all take 9.

    that's what we tell everyone with a wink if we ever figure that math out for someone

  • Mamdani releases undisclosed 9/11 files about air quality at Ground Zero

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  • according to US Constitution Amendment 14 Section 3 neither could trump in 2024 but here we are

  • cats @lemmy.world
    MinnesotaGoddam @lemmy.world

    So what's new? Business

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world
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    METAPOST

    Lazy Feature Request

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Someone is upset she doesn't have enough flowers to eat

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Goober update: my boy has gotten hisself into a pickle

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Emissary Mogging Some Q

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world
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    META POST: MOTION TO MAKE A RULE THAT CROPPING THE ARTIST'S SIGNATURE IS AGAINST THE RULES

  • Cooking @lemmy.world
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    Hulatang anyone?

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world
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    BEARTATO WEEK BEGINS WHENEVER YOU WANT IT TO

  • Cooking @lemmy.world
    MinnesotaGoddam @lemmy.world

    Sausage Gravy, for Biscuits

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    MinnesotaGoddam @lemmy.world

    That Ben ain't right

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    MinnesotaGoddam @lemmy.world

    Dang ol', Darmok and Jalad, man... Tanagra. Talkin' 'bout...fire burnin', story, dang ol' understandin', y'know?

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    MinnesotaGoddam @lemmy.world

    I'll tell you what, man, I think it’s dang ol' funnier if we don’t even know who said it, talkin' bout, y'know