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MinnesotaGoddam

@ HeyThisIsntTheYMCA @lemmy.world

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I’ve been awake for too many hours and probably nothing I post right now should be considered a reasonable take

  • Oopsie daisy

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  • yup. After five years i admitted to my parents "hey remember the time i came home late from blahblahblah in high school and said i got ice cream? it's because i got the car stuck on a really big rock and we had to pry it off. it would have gone easy if DAD HADN'T STOLEN MY CAR'S JACK OUT OF MY CAR. that's why i was grumpy about the jack after ice cream. but we got a good video out of it"

    we ended up having to move the rock like 40 feet to get my car out from on top of it, and it has not moved to this day. big ol' rock, size of a desk.

  • Oopsie daisy

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  • Now remember, first babies cook fast. they might only take six or seven months. the rest all take 9.

    that's what we tell everyone with a wink if we ever figure that math out for someone

  • Mamdani releases undisclosed 9/11 files about air quality at Ground Zero

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  • according to US Constitution Amendment 14 Section 3 neither could trump in 2024 but here we are

  • Mamdani releases undisclosed 9/11 files about air quality at Ground Zero

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  • america's mayor would never. but the R oozed off a long time ago. he's america's mayo now

  • Advanced Evolution [BeetleMoses]

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  • cheese

  • It’s been 7 years since then

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  • It's a strong name with history. Just, times have changed

  • SHHHH! Don’t wake the lion.

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  • I got a friend who I bet would put a great tune to this. It's just his kind of rhyme. He's busy with a show until November, but you up for it?

  • Trump shares map that renames New Mexico as ‘New America’ | CNN Politics

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  • Enchirito's cool tho

  • Miez only gets to go outside every third night following her latest health problems (from eating too much grass). She gets to occupy my lazy boy in return.

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  • we got some grass treats and have been portioning them out to our kitties like pills

    we hope it eventually helps the flatulence. like her favorite game is farting on me.

  • 3 Cybertrucks Caught Fire After Underbody Strikes. Tesla Now Sells a $3,500 Battery Shield Upgrade.

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  • 3 Cybertrucks Caught Fire After Underbody Strikes. Tesla Now Sells a $3,500 Battery Shield Upgrade.

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  • 3 Cybertrucks Caught Fire After Underbody Strikes. Tesla Now Sells a $3,500 Battery Shield Upgrade.

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  • 3 Cybertrucks Caught Fire After Underbody Strikes. Tesla Now Sells a $3,500 Battery Shield Upgrade.

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  • witchcraft tips!

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  • what if i'm a wolfman with surfing powers?

  • I replaced the drawstring on my gym shorts

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  • Getting the tampon out when it's full

  • I replaced the drawstring on my gym shorts

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  • And install a sphygmomenometer. You never know when you'll need one

  • U.S. Mint Begins Selling Trump $1 Coins. Are They Legal?

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  • I got a few on the DC metro, but those are the only I encountered in circulation. And since it was that long ago, memory is unreliable.

  • Onlookers fear ‘something very wrong’ with Trump as he claims US ownership of the moon - Raw Story

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  • I bought the moon on ebay while drunk once

    Wait, I think I dreamt that

  • Onlookers fear ‘something very wrong’ with Trump as he claims US ownership of the moon - Raw Story

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  • I got a five on Space America

  • "Computer, play Voyager"

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  • you know what, i've just decided my favorite bullshit explanation for a season or series existing is now "it was all Q fucking with [Picard/the timeline/Janeway/Picard again/humanity/punched in the face]"