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GraniteM

@ GraniteM @lemmy.world

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  • Runk

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  • Arööö!

  • Mike Lindell, MyPillow CEO, steps down from post to run as Minnesota governor

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  • Mike Lindell the crack addict?

  • What's up with Henson Workshop projects and tall, purple, self-possessed, hippie ladies?

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  • Oh, fuck, now I've got three nickels!

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    What's up with Henson Workshop projects and tall, purple, self-possessed, hippie ladies?

  • Disgusted

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  • "Your wish is granted! Minimum wage is now a disgusting, unlivable, inhumane $7.25 per hour!"

  • Advanced media literacy

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  • I was in a used book store and they had a copy of Mein Kampf that had been printed in Nazi Germany, wrapped in a plastic protective bag with a tag that read "Do Not Open - Ask For Help."

    It was probably to keep people from getting their greasy fingerprints on an old book, but I like to think the admonishment had a double meaning.

  • YouTube: "Either way, we get paid."

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  • Every day brings us closer to AD BS.

  • Dark Chocolate - Litterbox Comics

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  • No small part of why I've started ordering coffee ice cream when we go out. I'm the only one in my family that likes it.

  • Future Problems [Ryan Rds.]

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  • The joke would have worked just fine had it said "Refill Octopus Cartridge" or literally any of a thousand other food options.

  • Maximize cuteness [War & Peas]

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  • That may have been near the back door, so you could give your feet a quick wipe when you came in.

  • Maximize cuteness [War & Peas]

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  • This cat

    LOVED tum rubs. When we got her she would roll over and I was convinced it was a trap. It was not. She loved it.

  • The plot twist nobody asked for

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  • "Eye contact"

  • Star Trek seems to forget sometimes that other continents exist

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  • Same reason why Jean-Luc Picard doesn't have a French accent.

  • Some tough gagh to swallow

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  • Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Some of the best episodes are based on batshit insane premises.

  • Some tough gagh to swallow

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  • The canon police:

  • Texas Republicans may regret mandating Bible in classes

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  • Matthew 6:24

    No one can serve two masters. Either you will hate the one and love the other, or you will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and money.

    Leviticus 25:23

    The land shall not be sold permanently, for the land is Mine; for you are strangers and sojourners with Me.

    Ezekiel 16:49

    Now this was the sin of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters were arrogant, overfed and unconcerned; they did not help the poor and needy.

    James 5:1-6

    Come now, you rich people, weep and wail for the miseries that are coming to you. Your riches have rotted, and your clothes are moth-eaten. Your gold and silver have rusted, and their rust will be evidence against you, and it will eat your flesh like fire. You have laid up treasure during the last days. Listen! The wages of the laborers who mowed your fields, which you kept back by fraud, cry out, and the cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord of hosts. You have lived on the earth in luxury and in pleasure; you have nourished your hearts in a day of slaughter. You have condemned and murdered the righteous one, who does not resist you.

    James 2:14-18

    What good is it, my brothers and sisters, if someone claims to have faith but has no deeds? Can such faith save them? Suppose a brother or a sister is without clothes and daily food. If one of you says to them, “Go in peace; keep warm and well fed,” but does nothing about their physical needs, what good is it? In the same way, faith by itself, if it is not accompanied by action, is dead.

    But someone will say, “You have faith; I have deeds.”

    Show me your faith without deeds, and I will show you my faith by my deeds.

    1 John 4:20

    If anyone says, "I love God," yet hates his brother, he is a liar. For anyone who does not love his brother, whom he has seen, cannot love God, whom he has not seen.

    Proverbs 31:8-9

    Speak up for those who cannot speak for themselves, for the rights of all who are destitute. Speak up and judge fairly; defend the rights of the poor and needy.

    Leviticus 19:33-34

    When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the Lord your God

    Exodus 22:21

    Do not mistreat or oppress a foreigner, for you were foreigners in Egypt.

    Deuteronomy 10:19

    And you are to love those who are foreigners, for you yourselves were foreigners in Egypt.

    Deuteronomy 27:19

    “Cursed is anyone who withholds justice from the foreigner, the fatherless or the widow.” Then all the people shall say, “Amen!”

  • If you could see one statistic above every person's head, that is updated in real time and never goes away, what would you choose?

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  • “You are a king, then!” said Pilate.

    Jesus answered, “You say that I am a king. In fact, the reason I was born and came into the world is to testify to the truth. Everyone on the side of truth listens to me.”

    “What is truth?” retorted Pilate. With this he went out again to the Jews gathered there and said, “I find no basis for a charge against him.

  • 16-Bit color Solitaire gonna look sick af

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  • Locked

    Sen. Lindsey Graham dies at 71 after ‘brief and sudden illness’

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  • "As a party, we are better to risk losing without Donald Trump than trying to win with him. Enough already with Mister Trump."

    "It’s like [choosing between] being shot or poisoned." (About whether he would choose Trump or Cruz for the President of the United States.)

    "If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed... and we will deserve it."

    "Embracing Donald Trump is embracing demographic death."

    "Finally, a president willing to take on this absurd policy of birthright citizenship. I’ve always supported comprehensive immigration reform – and at the same time – the elimination of birthright citizenship."

    "If you’re a young, African American or an immigrant, you can go anywhere in this state, you just need to be conservative, not liberal."

    "This is the party of Donald Trump."

    "I want you to use my words against me."

    —Lindsey Graham, 1955-2026

  • Ahem [TinyBaer]

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  • I watched a bunch of older action movies like Top Gun, Point Break, and Commando, and the fact that those aren't gay characters is the most confounding thing about them. At this point, I want there to be a movie that in every way is like one of those classic action movies, with gun fights and car chases and hot dudes flexing hard muscles... and then have it be exactly as gay as it seems. Big guy blows something up with a rocket launcher, delivers a one-liner, then turns to his boyfriend, kisses him, and they ride off into the sunset on a speed boat.

    Truly, if you watch some of the action movies from the 80s and 90s, that would be a more tonally consistent ending for quite a few of them.

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    Happy Eostre!

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    In hindsight it doesn't seem that bad, overall.

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    Mlep

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    mrw I donated blood, then took my gift card and bought some bullets

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    Choose, Neo

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    9 to 5 business hours were made to fence in the power of night people

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    She suddenly discovers a great yawning well of hunger

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    I was being responsible for once

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    Bears bears bears