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Gork

@ Gork @lemm.ee

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  • New federal employees must now write essays praising Trump's policies

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  • Is it better to lie out of your ass in order to become an inside resistor from within?

  • Mister Kim?

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  • He can get his own ship in 8! = 40,320 years!

  • Here's for 2 years since I joined Lemmy

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  • Is there more than one exodus now? I haven't been keeping track.

  • me an ineffectual: crustacean

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  • 🦀

  • Russia to enforce location tracking app on all foreigners in Moscow

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  • "I lost my phone" is gonna be heard a lot from now on over there.

    Then they can say the classic line, "Don't you all have phones?!"

  • Software Terminology

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  • Is that how babby formed

  • AliExpress be like

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  • I'm so glad it can handle square.

  • At least we're not mixing in letters

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  • Don't worry about Babylon 6.

    Worry about the sequels, where Babylon 7 8 9

  • Cherish them while you have them

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  • I would totally drink all of that lol

  • Does this work for the tushius maximus

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  • Vagina dentata! Such a wonderful phrase!

  • GitHub is introducing rate limits for unauthenticated pulls, API calls, and web access

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  • Microsoft really should have just leaned into it and named it Clippy again.

  • What's your hot sauce of choice?

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  • Trappey Joes

    Excellent cayenne hot sauce.

  • Desperately trying to find the failure

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  • Mine have always been they just show up unannounced, take me to a conference room, and lay me off that day.

  • Drugs are a hellova drug.

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  • Yub yub.

  • VMware perpetual license holders receive cease-and-desist letters from Broadcom

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  • Threatening to sue your customers is such a brilliant business move.

  • A 1903 Proposal to Preserve the Dead in Glass Cubes

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  • “bodiless head could be placed on the mantle in the stead of a jar of ashes, or could be used as a heavy-weight paper weight or as a door stop.”

    It's time for Futurama head-jar Richard Nixon to make an entrance.

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    Permanently Deleted

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  • I always wondered why Ben Quadrinaro's podracer (the one with four engines) didn't win, you'd think it'd have twice the power.

  • Look into the eyes.

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  • Eh, close enough.

  • Modern Auto

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  • Smells like a steak and seats 35!

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Gork @lemm.ee

    Wankpanzers

  • memes @lemmy.world
    Gork @lemm.ee

    Call the doctor I've had a stroke

  • memes @lemmy.world
    Gork @lemm.ee

    We and our 879 partners will use your data for the following...

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    Gork @lemm.ee

    I prefer the Casio calculator wristwatches myself

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz
    Gork @lemm.ee

    To simplify, assume the cow is spherical

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    Kim Jong-un bans hotdogs for North Koreans, cooking them an act of treason

    www.nzherald.co.nz /world/kim-jong-un-bans-hotdogs-for-north-koreans-cooking-them-an-act-of-treason/TKN3HJF3HRHZZHCCJ5L7EPF66Q/
  • Science Memes @mander.xyz
    Gork @lemm.ee

    A ton of bollocks, more like

  • Technology @lemmy.world
    Gork @lemm.ee

    Why won't ChatGPT acknowledge the name David Mayer? Internet users uncover mystery

    archive.ph /soKmN
  • Technology @lemmy.world
    Gork @lemm.ee

    FFmpeg devs boast of up to 94x performance boost after implementing handwritten AVX-512 assembly code

    archive.ph /GlQtF
  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Gork @lemm.ee

    Nice

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    Gork @lemm.ee

    Big af but sideways

  • Technology @lemmy.world
    Gork @lemm.ee

    Test of a prototype quantum Internet runs underneath New York City for half a month

    phys.org /news/2024-08-prototype-quantum-internet-york-city.html
  • Science Memes @mander.xyz
    Gork @lemm.ee

    That's a big burger

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz
    Gork @lemm.ee

    Is he cheating on just me or with the Second Law of Thermodynamics?

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz
    Gork @lemm.ee

    Also P!=NP

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz
    Gork @lemm.ee

    Scientists have that rizz

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz
    Gork @lemm.ee

    Or we could do metric time

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    We've come a long way from the Magna Carta

  • memes @lemmy.world
    Gork @lemm.ee

    Solving the Trolley Problem, the 🦅 🇺🇲 🦅 American® Way™ 🦅🇺🇲🦅