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Gork

@ Gork @lemm.ee

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  • What about our friend TREE(Graham's Number)

  • Honest mistake

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  • I go at my own pace since I'm doing their job essentially. It's their fault they didn't put enough self-checkout lanes. It gives me time to bag and organize everything logically before returning to my vehicle. If they wanted speed they should either hire more cashiers or build more self-checkout.

  • Who eats just 7 spoons of cereals?

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  • Kellogg would like to know your location

  • ChatGPT spends 'tens of millions of dollars' on people saying 'please' and 'thank you', but Sam Altman says it's worth it

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  • I'm one of those who do it so that I'm spared during the robot uprising.

  • China has world’s first operational thorium nuclear reactor thanks to ‘strategic stamina’

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  • Thorium tarnishes to olive grey when exposed to air. This makes it kinda greenish. Green is the color of stamina, so this checks out.

  • Tesla odometer uses “predictive algorithms” to void warranty, lawsuit claims

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  • Very appropriate use of the interrobang.

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    Jack Dorsey and Elon Musk would like to ‘delete all IP law’

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  • Disney would like to know your location.

  • Self-Driving Teslas Are Fatally Striking Motorcyclists More Than Any Other Brand: New Analysis

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  • Lidar needs to be a mandated requirement for these systems.

  • Trump administration now attacking judge’s wife

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  • Counting the days until Trump goes full Skibidi Ohio.

  • STOP DOING COMPUTER SCIENCE

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  • We need more funding for RGB lit components for our programmers since this will make them better programmers

  • ‘Long live the king’: Trump adds monarch rhetoric to actions

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  • We already have a king. Burger King. 🍔 👑

    There is no other room for royalty in this country lol

  • iJustInventedSomethingEveryDevNeeds

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  • First I have to drink a verification can, and now this??!!

  • Musk and Hannity talk right over Trump in awkward Fox News interview

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  • When the fallout happens between Trump and Musk, Trump may find it difficult to get rid of him since he has handed so much power to Musk (via write access to government databases).

    There will come a point where he literally won't be able to get rid of him once control of the law enforcement arm goes to Musk.

  • US aid freeze: how many dead?

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  • I hope the irony isn't lost on people that the richest man in the world is literally causing the poorest people in the world to die.

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  • I like the analogy that Lemmy is like an email provider. Many possible providers, one Internet. Maybe we could get more traction if Lemmy were promoted in a similar manner? Or even have email service like sdf.org?

  • I’m a Federal Worker. You Have No Idea the Irreversible Damage Elon Musk Is Doing.

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  • Not just support it, but that he never even heard of it. (Then goes on to say that he doesn't agree with it lol)

  • This obscure law is one reason Trump's agenda keeps losing in court

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  • It’s where we get BRAWNDO from

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  • I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.

    “Bad news, detective. We got a situation.”

    “What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?”

    “Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.”

    The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. “What kind of monster would do something like that? Bitcoins are the ultimate currency: virtual, anonymous, stateless. They represent true economic freedom, not subject to arbitrary manipulation by any government. Do we have any leads?”

    “Not yet. But mark my words: we’re going to figure out who did this and we’re going to take them down … provided someone pays us a fair market rate to do so.”

    “Easy, chief,” I said. “Any rate the market offers is, by definition, fair.”

    He laughed. “That’s why you’re the best I got, Lisowski. Now you get out there and find those bitcoins.”

    “Don’t worry,” I said. “I’m on it.”

    I put a quarter in the siren. Ten minutes later, I was on the scene. It was a normal office building, strangled on all sides by public sidewalks. I hopped over them and went inside.

    “Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®” I said, flashing my badge and my gun and a small picture of Ron Paul. “Nobody move unless you want to!” They didn’t.

    “Now, which one of you punks is going to pay me to investigate this crime?” No one spoke up.

    “Come on,” I said. “Don’t you all understand that the protection of private property is the foundation of all personal liberty?”

    It didn’t seem like they did.

    “Seriously, guys. Without a strong economic motivator, I’m just going to stand here and not solve this case. Cash is fine, but I prefer being paid in gold bullion or autographed Penn Jillette posters.”

    Nothing. These people were stonewalling me. It almost seemed like they didn’t care that a fortune in computer money invented to buy drugs was missing.

    I figured I could wait them out. I lit several cigarettes indoors. A pregnant lady coughed, and I told her that secondhand smoke is a myth. Just then, a man in glasses made a break for it.

    “Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®” I yelled.

    Too late. He was already out the front door. I went after him.

    “Stop right there!” I yelled as I ran. He was faster than me because I always try to avoid stepping on public sidewalks. Our country needs a private-sidewalk voucher system, but, thanks to the incestuous interplay between our corrupt federal government and the public-sidewalk lobby, it will never happen.

    I was losing him. “Listen, I’ll pay you to stop!” I yelled. “What would you consider an appropriate price point for stopping? I’ll offer you a thirteenth of an ounce of gold and a gently worn ‘Bob Barr ‘08’ extra-large long-sleeved men’s T-shirt!”

    He turned. In his hand was a revolver that the Constitution said he had every right to own. He fired at me and missed. I pulled my own gun, put a quarter in it, and fired back. The bullet lodged in a U.S.P.S. mailbox less than a foot from his head. I shot the mailbox again, on purpose.

    “All right, all right!” the man yelled, throwing down his weapon. “I give up, cop! I confess: I took the bitcoins.”

    “Why’d you do it?” I asked, as I slapped a pair of Oikos™ Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs® on the guy.

    “Because I was afraid.”

    “Afraid?”

    “Afraid of an economic future free from the pernicious meddling of central bankers,” he said. “I’m a central banker.”

    I wanted to coldcock the guy. Years ago, a central banker killed my partner. Instead, I shook my head.

    “Let this be a message to all your central-banker friends out on the street,” I said. “No matter how many bitcoins you steal, you’ll never take away the dream of an open society based on the principles of personal and economic freedom.”

    He nodded, because he knew I was right. Then he swiped his credit card to pay me.

  • Legal experts warn of 'constitutional crisis' as JD Vance and Elon Musk question judges' authority over Trump

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  • The only person who was able to say no to Elon and actually have it stick is that judge in the Delaware Chancery who denied his $55 billion payout.

    We must summon her again since it seems to be the only functioning thing left in the government capable of stopping him.

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Live long and suck it

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    Twitter front-end Nitter dies as Musk wins war against third-party services

    archive.ph /iSwjD
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    Let's take a industry-standard account security feature and... paywall it?

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    Elon Musk Offers to Also Ruin Wikipedia

    www.rollingstone.com /culture/culture-features/elon-musk-wikipedia-twitter-x-encyclopedia-1234861220/