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@ FauxPseudo @lemmy.world

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I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics, make food, post political memes.

  • Big pizza.

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  • Corporate freezer meatballs. Reheated in an air fryer for a bit, cut in half and added to the pizza

  • Big pizza.

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  • I got dragged to a honey tasting recently. My wife fell in love with the sourwood honey. I might have to make some fennel seed infused honey as an affordable substitute.

    Bottom crust is important.

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  • If you like the flavor of fennel seed and you ever find a source for sourwood honey, I definitely recommend trying it.

    If I'm cooking on bare metal, I'll use some cornmeal or semolita flour. In this case I just use parchment paper. Zero stick.

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    Big pizza.

  • BLT with tomato butter

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  • That was definitely the unspoken subtext of that comment. Still better than turkey bacon though.

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  • It'll taste more like bacon. Fat free vegan bacon.

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  • You could do carrot bacon alternative. Carrot peeler, soy sauce, brown sugar, paprika, maybe some liquid smoke. Use the peeler to make strips. Dip. Bake until crispy.

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  • I grew up Italian so olive oil was the default. But butter was still essential.

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  • Sorry. Cucumber is our default and I was eager to get the post done and eat and didn't consider changing the default name this time. But I think most people can figure it out.

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  • I used this recipe but reduced the amount by half. I might be tempted to add a pinch of MSG in the future.

    There are other versions where you cook the tomatoes down in a pot to evaporate enough juice to almost get a paste and work from there.

    Some even skin ghd tomatoes.

    You are going to want to make sure your ghee to be between liquid and solid. So refrigerate accordingly.

    I start to panic if I don't have at least one pound of butter in the house at all times. Some kind of trauma response from childhood?

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  • Yes. Sorry. I was busy eating while typing. That's our standard L replacement. Better than lettuce. And these days it is safer too.

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    BLT with tomato butter

  • Grilled "cheese"

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  • I'd love to try the maggot cheese. I used to have more access to moldy cheeses but not anymore.

  • Grilled "cheese"

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  • Nearest "deli" is Walmart, 7 miles away. I traveled just 1.2 miles to save gas.

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  • It's a little more than one. And these days there are ones that aren't cheese at all.

    This one was on the shelf right next to it.

    Water, Food Starch, Palm Oil, Modified Food Starch, Milk Protein Concentrate, Salt, Natural Flavor, Sodium Phosphate, Carrageenan, Stabilizer (Xanthan, Locust Bean, Guar Gums), Sorbic Acid As A Preservative, Lactic, Acid, Artificial Color.

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  • I will pretty much take any version other than this. Normally I make the bread and use cheddar.

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  • On the outside. Instead of butter.

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  • Mayo. You gotta use mayo. I was skeptical but after trying it I could not deny its results.

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    Grilled "cheese"

  • Kinda sorta ratatouille and gnocchi.

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  • Excellent idea

  • Two kinds of "cooking"

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  • Occasionally I'll also do something like make a burrito in a jar and can that. I'll pop taco seasoning, chunks of meat, bell peppers and onion into a jar and do a raw pack pressure canning on it. When I want a juicy meaty burrito I popped the can open, heat it up in a pot and put it into a tortilla. Then again sometimes I'll serve it over rice.

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  • A 1 lb bag of beans and a one pint can of beans weigh about the same amount. As for storage, one of the first projects I undertook when I moved into my house was to make sure space would not be an issue. I built myself some custom shelves.

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    Two kinds of "cooking"

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    Leftovers

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    Chili cheese fries

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    Buffalo blue cheese potatoes

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    Pasta and tomato sauce

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    Pork chops and cucumber carrot salad

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    Italian seasoning

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    My variation on a Gizmo sandwich

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    Grace update

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    Coconut curried lentils and rice

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    Running low on curry powder

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    Naan focaccia

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    Tomato stewed beef & fries

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    Grace

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    French toast and roasted tomatoes

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    Shakshuka & bread

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    Mrs. Howell has a problem