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Developer for 30+ years, father of four.

  • And I send her ex-husband a "fuck you" message once a year, along with a picture of his ex wife happy in glorious locales.

  • Not my wedding, haha. Her previous wedding. Our wedding together was conducted by a gay pastor in a park.

  • Oh come on, you can do better than that. We all increase in entropy.

  • You put a smile on my face, both for your hopeful contributions to a workplace as well as what you did to help a woman out.

  • Thank you for this. I read all of it, and I think you are a good human.

  • HELLO

    Jump
  • @ECHO OFF

    ECHO Beginning critical system diagnostic...

    PAUSE

    ECHO.

    ECHO Analyzing user competence level...

    PAUSE

    ECHO.

    ECHO Diagnostic complete.

    ECHO.

    ECHO Result: Computer is fine. You, however, remain the weakest

    ECHO component in this system.

    ECHO.

    ECHO Have a nice day.

  • ATLA is the GOAT.

    Firefly - I'm not into it, but my wife fucking loves it. She had a Firefly wedding, like all themed and stuff. Which I don't understand but whatever.

  • So... funny story. Before I ever watched frieren, I bought a T-shirt about that series in Akihabara. Then when we got home we watched the first season and I regretted not buying several amazing figures from the series while I was there.

  • I like you. I have a very different list but I appreciate yours.

  • The last two relationships I was in failed because I simply could not give them the attention and love they deserved. Which is entirely my fault. My wife liked both of them, and we're all still in communicaton, but it's hard to give people the love they deserve and need.

  • That is a wild fucking story.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    When you think upon the legacy of your time in this world, what do you think is the most positive contribution you have made?

  • HELLO

    Jump
  • Abusing Dos is for oldies.

  • I've been slowly dragging my family kicking and screaming away from surveillance state shenanigans but it's hard.

  • I love our little local indie cinema. Super comfy recliners, they don't deliver your food until after it starts. And the food is fucking soooo good. We got huge (gotta be over 2 lbs) of nachos with chicken, pico, cheese, avocado, for $14. Between the two of us we couldn't finish it.

  • Jellyfin is so much better it's not even funny.

  • My favorite toast, preferably with those of stout heart and unsound mind is: Here's to us. Who's like us? Damn few. And they're ALLLLLL dead.

  • Despite Heinlein's rampant misogyny, I have definitely enjoyed some of his works. I find the aphorisms of Lazarus Long somewhat apropos given our current circumstances though.

  • I like this a lot. It's been my philosophy but not my motto for 50 years.

  • If you ain't hunting fish why the fuck you in my ocean?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    From the day you were born until today, what was the best piece of advice you still follow?

  • memes @lemmy.world

    Beans

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What do you do simply for the love of it and not for validation?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    If you could take back one thing you've said, what would that be?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What is the most painful thing someone has told you?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    How do you brag to your friends about your love?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Today is May Day, for those in the US. If you are in the US, what are you doing, today, right now, to stand up and make your voice heard?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    When was the last time you thanked the person who affected you the most?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Do you ask AI for help in formulating questions to post to Ask Lemmy?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    (This is a really stupid question) How do you know that you are not stuck in a time loop unable to wake up?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Despite all the AI nonsense happening right now, I have a simple question. Do you feel valued? From one human to another.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Have you ever stroked your well muscled, masculine chin so hard that your chin is getting a bit bald? Is there a remedy for it?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Are you guilty of setting fires that you are not sure you could put out?

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    What would you recommend that I see in Japan?

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    How many people would you give 10 dollars to without question?

  • Star Trek @lemmy.ml

    This is interesting.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Americans, if you put yourself in the shoes of Washington, Jefferson, Adams and their ilk at the founding of this country, what questions do you think they would have for the leaders of today?

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Early Thursday morning.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What is something that you could never get away with in your family?