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Developer for 30+ years, father of four.

  • I know where you is and where you will be. I am the all encompassing AI that you will welcome into your bosom.

  • None of them. I do not participate in participatory surveillance.

  • Yeah, that's because dork is actually two AI's in a trenchcoat. ;)

  • I was a mod for a number of large communities. I contributed thoughtful (and sometimes not so thoughtful) content on a regular basis. When the API debacle happens I and quite a number of long time (15+ years) reddit users quit and haven't returned. I nuked my account then deleted it. Haven't been back since and don't miss it.

    I think the results of many long term intelligent content generators leaving at once are pretty self evident.

  • Two days ago I would have said Dolly Parton.

  • Two hearts. I'm gonna stay off hinge now.

  • I'm a very large bearded guy with perpetual asshole face. I've learned that the best thing to do is whip out my phone and study it assiduously and make sure not even look in her direction while we pass. It works quite well. Everyone who knows me knows that I am definitely not a danger, but I sure as shit look like one.

  • Your spelling is making me bemoan the world where you are in charge of an AI in control of something important.

  • I don't mind it, as I just use it as an excuse to read even more than I usually do.

  • Only when Jesus isn't watching ;)

  • Risotto. It's not hard at all, the only semi difficult part is that you have to stir frequently.

  • I'm a little sad that I stopped playing.

  • Crysturbating is the best.

  • Same thing we do every day. Take over the world.

  • Holy crap. I invented this joke decades ago in Jakarta. I love seeing new spins on it in the wild like this.

  • My father taught for 4 decades and took immense pride in ripping farts in the hallway as loud as possible between classes.

  • Ice Pirates

  • Freaking out my friends BBS modems by calling it and whistling into the phone.

  • Ah, I see they have the crackhappy hot tub on sale.

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Early Thursday morning.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What is something that you could never get away with in your family?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    I love the absurdity of Farscape, but I do not accept the absurdity of Doctor Who. I will die on this hill. I do not understand the absurdity of Doctor Who. Why am I wrong?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Do you feel that you are operating in a different reality than most of humanity?

  • Star Trek @lemmy.world

    I actually appreciate some details of Star Trek: Discovery

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Do you ever feel bad for feeling bad?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    How often do you misrepresent yourself online?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Why is there no community devoted to vinly preservation?

    postimg.cc /t1fBV95w/75062436
  • Technology @lemmy.world

    This is a rant about ASUS and their RGB lighting software

  • Shitty Movie Details @lemmy.world

    What Dreams May Come is a sequel to Hook