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Snarky bitch

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  • Oh baby I like it raw🎵

    Oh baby I like it raaAAWWWW 🎵

  • The only good use for a horse is sausages.

  • Ah, yes. The Nazis with the Jewish president. Maybe they turned him into an Aryan in one of their CIA funded biolabs.

  • Iran has been supplying Russia with drones since the beginning of the war. I'm sure they are elated. The Israeli and American governments are a bunch of twats, but that doesn't mean the Iranian government aren't. Sometimes you get a war where every side is a cunt and you just have to sit back and watch them destroy each other. I just hope the Iranian people can seize the opportunity and overthrow the government, and that it goes better than last time.

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  • Thanks, I hate it!

  • Priests job: spread the word of god.

    Use chat GPT.

    Chat GPT is god.

  • They'd just find a spongy mess where his frontal lobe should be.

  • She new she was spending the night before she left. She just thought she'd have better luck convincing me after she was already there and it was getting towards Saturday evening. "Oh no I lost track of time I know you don't want me taking the bus late [friend]'s parents are ok with me staying here". It was obvious but well orchestrated so I let her get away with it. After all,I don't want to give her reason to be more sneaky than she already is.

  • A paraplegic seaplane pilot

  • My kid went round to her friends house "just for the day" recently.

    She phoned and said, "oh btw [friend] wants me to stay the night is that ok?"

    Me: "you'll need to come back and get things for the night".

    Her: "it's ok I already have my pyjamas toothbrush and laptop with me"

    Me: 🤨

  • Most recorded songs are written by Dolly Parton.

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  • I'm not sure exactly how you phrased it but yeah it's irresponsible. The kid will have to deal with loosing a parent when they're in primary school. I had a friend when I was about 6 who's father died and it messed him up for life.

    Also, unless he's got a lot of money stashed away, he's going to put her in the position of being a single mother who will be grieving and still having to work and raise a young child on her own.

  • My asshole cat does shit like this all the time.

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  • There are going to be a lot of wars this year.

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  • So much worse.

  • Jo, men barna mi får vel nok grøt resten av året.

  • Jeg tror ikke det finnes så mange fjøsnisser på 5. etasje i boligblokk.

  • Flatbrød og fenalår. Den første gang jeg spiste rømmegrøt var på folkehøgskole. Hadde aldri hørt om det før og en venn sa at onkelen hans kunne spise 3 store skål med rømmegrøt og var veldig stolt av ham. Vi pleide å spise risengrøt hver lørdag og jeg spiste mye, så Jeg sa "jeg kommer til å spise 5 skål i kveld" uten å vite akkurat hvor mye fett det var i rømmegrøt. Spiste 2,5 skål og måtte gi meg. Neste gang måtte jeg ta med sekken min under genseren.

  • Obviously the reindeer get a carrot.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What do people in your country leave for Santa/st Nicolas/Christmas gnome etc?