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Snarky bitch

  • I guess work will set him free...

  • TBF I saw a guy in Scotland drink a dirty pint when he turned 18. It had a different shot in it for every year of his life +1 for luck (bad luck as it turned out). Topped off with tenants lager. He was not well.

  • Obviously a serious comment. You're right to be offended!

  • But Baileys? Whiskey, rum, cognac, brandy, gin and tonic, anything but Baileys! The only use for Baileys is in novelty shots like a monkeys brain or cement mixer.

  • I also can't be bothered clearing the table.

  • Oat, rice, or rømme?

  • Yeah we did that. I once found the end of the carrot in the garden next to some reindeer droppings that must have fallen off the roof. Although I think his reindeer might be having digestive issues, because it looked a lot like sheep shit.

  • I'm on my 23rd adress now (spread over 6 towns/cities). I have memories attached to each of the places, both good and bad I remember most of the addresses. I've had a pretty chaotic life but am mostly done with that now. I might move again in a few years but for now I'm settled.

  • The pain is real

  • In a 2 dimensional graph y is vertical, adding z doesn't change that.

  • No

  • Go for it

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  • I already did. Your mum's a bad girl.

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  • It's usually both. Or someone doing their best Parkinson's impression while loading the wells.

  • Not necessarily. The economics of supply and demand are also at work. Somewhere like the uk or the us is going to be much more of a buyers market for things like meth and coke because it's either being made in country or coming across land borders or in fishing boats from the Netherlands whereas New Zealand is an isolated country and I'd be shocked if they have much indigenous production.

  • You escaped gocktober this year, pretty boy... I'll get you next time.

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  • The only way kids these days have a snowball's chance in hell is if they dont use their own money for anything except the down payment on a house/flat. I know because i didn't have the means to buy a flat until I was 39. The best way to stick it to the landlords is to have your kids live at home until they can get their own place.

    I'm going to encourage my kids to live at home as long as they need to. They won't be paying any of the rent/bills, because that will just slow them down. It's also why I live in a university town, because student loan repayments will also make things very difficult.

  • Fucking Ted Faro wannabe.

    This is a real picture of Elon musk's dick.

  • I forgot to floss.