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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor

@ AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @piefed.social

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I'm a lot of things, but not a Velociraptor

  • DEF CON bans Meta-style 'pervert glasses'

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  • Yeah, but you can't enter with your car in a public restroom.

  • New NHL broadcasting agreement

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  • Europeans trying to watch all their football team's games:

    Just two subs?!?!

  • Gen Z adults are staying away from churches because of Trump - LGBTQ Nation

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  • "The guy who raped kids is considered one of the best christians" is an extremely convincing argument for making you atheist.

  • Largest U.S. Grid May Cut Power to Data Centers to Prevent Blackouts

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  • Nah, won't happen. They'll cut power to homes to prevent the datacenter blackout.

  • US citizen charged after GrapheneOS phone wipes during airport search

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  • In my case, I'd be suspicious even with a phone since I use a grapheneOS pixel, don't have any social media outside this (which, by the way was created with a burner email) and rarely take pictures of anything (i have a polaroid for that). My phone would look suspicious AF just because how barebones it is so at that point, if I absolutely had to go there, I wouldn't bring it with me and take my chances.

  • US citizen charged after GrapheneOS phone wipes during airport search

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  • I can't be 100% sure because the company I work for has now some ties to the US so there is a very remote possibility that one day I'll have to go there for work, but yeah, that would be the only way I'd go there.

  • Sony Pushing For All-Digital Future Even Though Only 27 Percent Of Ps5 Users Own Its Digital Edition

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  • They don't care. They think (and hope) people will buy the new ps6 at whatever price and will accept digital because what choice they have? Get a switch 2? Or an xbox (can you even buy them?). Nah, the guy playing fc, or cod, or nfl or gta will buy one. And let's be honest, that casual gamer who gets the same titles every year and eventually buys something else (still mainstream) is the biggest part of their playerbase.

    Some people will switch to pc but the majority will silently buy a ps6 only digital because let's be honest, they don't care if FC26 becomes unplayble in 2030, by that time, they'll be playing FC30.

  • RFK Jr’s team quietly updates CDC website to say science doesn’t know if vaccines cause autism

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  • I mean, it's kinda true-ish? What if someone develops a vaccine in 200 years that actually causes autism because the world has realized that autism is a desirable trait because makes people better at what is needed in the future? We can't know if that vaccine will cause autism so we can't know if "vaccines" as EVERY VACCINE EVER CREATED will cause autism.

    Checkmate, jabbed people and science "believers"!!

    /s

  • Taylor Swift was able to buy her privacy at MSG. What about the rest of us?

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  • According to capitalism, every usian is a temporarily inconvenienced billionaire. They'll be able to buy their privacy as soon as they recover their billionaire status. It's just a matter of time.

  • US citizen charged after GrapheneOS phone wipes during airport search

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  • IF (extremely huge "if") I ever go to the US, it will be without a phone. I'll just bring a meshcore device for me and whoever accompanies me and a digital camera (thoroughly wiped before going there). I'll add some laptop or handheld (a wiped steam deck could be perfect) just in case I need internet access for something like my bank, but in absolutely no way I'm travelling there with my phone or any kind of personal device that has the slightest portion of my personal data for an asshole to try and find it.

  • GrapheneOS duress PIN could land a man in prison

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  • The headline is wrong.

    Fascist regime fucks over people's constitutional rights and could send a man to prison for protecting his own privacy.

    There, fixed.

  • sadge

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  • Just think of what would piss a pedohitler hooligan and be it publicly. Try to state it often so they can notice you eventually. It's considered a bonus if you make it to the regex user list because it means they want you silenced even if you try to bounce instance.

    Good luck!

  • Modern Gaming - Deathbulge

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  • Saying that 50% of the indie games are side scrollers is like saying that 50% of the AAA games are FPS... No wait, that is actually true.

  • 'We're a humiliation': Trump voters admit America is now 'objectively worse'

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  • It's called MAGA.

  • Great job 👏 [Twonks]

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  • This, but you don't get a pizza, you get a wheel of iron, colored in brown with glue on top of it.

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  • Uh... I learned that when I was a kid thanks to a cartoon series that explained how the body works in a friendly manner for children. Did you really need to get to the college to learn that kidneys filter your blood to produce the urine?

  • OpenAI could reportedly run out of cash by mid-2027 — analyst paints grim picture after examining the company's finances

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  • Exactly, so why are they describing this as grim?

  • OpenAI could reportedly run out of cash by mid-2027 — analyst paints grim picture after examining the company's finances

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  • What do you mean "grim"?

  • EU Parliament greenlights Chat Control 1.0 – Breyer: "Our children lose out"

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  • Good luck enforcing it.

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
    AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @piefed.social

    ‘I made them do it’ – Donald Trump takes credit for FIFA decision to overturn Folarin Balogun ban

    sports.yahoo.com /articles/made-them-donald-trump-takes-152442585.html
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    Pentagon bans press photographers over ‘unflattering’ photos of Hegseth: report

    www.independent.co.uk /news/world/americas/us-politics/pentagon-press-photographers-hegseth-photo-b2936569.html
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    Microsoft gets tired of “Microslop,” bans the word on its Discord, then locks the server after backlash

    www.windowslatest.com /2026/03/02/microsoft-gets-tired-of-microslop-bans-the-word-on-its-discord-then-locks-the-server-after-backlash/
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    AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @piefed.social

    House Republicans call to investigate Bad Bunny Super Bowl halftime show over 'widespread twerking, grinding, pelvic thrusts'

    ew.com /house-republicans-call-for-investigation-of-bad-bunny-super-bowl-halftime-show-11904174
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    AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @piefed.social

    Trump receives trophy as he’s named ‘Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal’

    www.independent.co.uk /news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-clean-coal-white-house-meeting-b2918708.html