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  • The sidelining may be quiet, but drunkards are NOT

  • Testes, check, check, testes. One, two...three??

  • Torontonians need not limit themselves in potential; they simply require belief and steely resolve

  • Hanging, dimpled, pregnant...the chads of our undoing sported different looks. The Bush family found all of them attractive.

  • As a resident I'll be thrilled if Talarico wins.

    But if news from my small city is any indicator, I don't feel optimistic. A local mosque applied for rezoning to expand on their own property, and maga sheep showed up to the mosque's meeting with the city. They bleated for several hours about sharia law being imposed in a place that's about 99% christian. They were whipped into a frenzy by Abbott, Self, and others and are ecstatic to have something they think resembles a cause.

    Obviously those morons don't represent the whole state, but the magat politicians are having success with their fear campaigns as usual.

  • ...actually jk, I didn't vote at all. If I can't have it all, then burn it all down!

    Also /s

  • I think he's only holding off the ground invasion until after the mid-terms. Not because it would work, mind you, but because that bald zombie fuck, kegsbreath, and the other yes-man goons tell him it's a good idea.

    They know ground troops now would fuck them in the mid-terms, but they're itching to do it. When it turns into another Iraq/Afghanistan he won't be around long enough to care. All of them will be focused on fucking up everything they can before they take the money and run.

  • Certain movie scenes. When I was a kid I watched Back to the Future a lot, and the scenes with the DeLorean always did it.

    Also certain memories when they come at opportune times.

    And rarely when I pee...usually when I'm too hot after exerting in the summer heat.

  • The exploding cigarette is hilarious! These days adult me thinks damn, that's dangerous, but the kid is still in there laughing.

    Was your brother ok, and did you get to watch it blow up?!

  • I decided to have a trial run with one of those in the sixth grade cafeteria. It certainly did the job, and I had some time with the vice principal.

    Itch powder also works.

  • You stressed the shit out of stress, careful or you'll rupture something!

  • Ahem, England would like a word. They didn't gallivant about with the French on Saturday to share third place with Pampers+++++

  • Spain can't give them justice any more than FIFA can for unfairly influencing those games through various means.

  • TACO Tuesday is back!

  • politics @lemmy.world

    Trump backs away from plan to charge fees in the Strait of Hormuz as attacks intensify

    apnews.com /article/iran-us-hormuz-strait-war-july-14-2026-abd060c55feea216625689e57d8f76be
  • Given every advantage, including England down to 10 players, I'm glad the crowd of ~70,000 Mexico fans went away disappointed. They were having tantrums over every little thing and booing the opposition every second of possession, so it was good to have them silenced.

  • In shorts, unless you're kicking a ball, high socks make you look like a dork

  • The same companies who know firsthand that early adoption is most often foolish based on what they tend to put users through. What a huge, expensive race for a half-baked product with no guarantee of value.

  • This move reeks of desperation of a dying sphere of influence. The old geezers who pushed it will have short term gratification, many on the way to their graves.

    But imposing their views will come at a cost. Kids are more aware than they think. The backlash to being force-fed christianity will poison its tentacles even as they grow.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What idiom did you initially misunderstand, but you prefer your interpretation?

  • politics @lemmy.world

    Trump threatens Strait of Hormuz blockade after US-Iran ceasefire talks end without agreement

    apnews.com /article/iran-us-israel-trump-lebanon-april-12-2026-a8a0d22918fc3fb30bc3abf1cd5c5a13
  • politics @lemmy.world

    Iran targets energy facilities across Gulf after Israel struck its key gas installations

    www.reuters.com /world/middle-east/qatarenergy-reports-extensive-damage-after-missile-attacks-ras-laffan-industrial-2026-03-18/
  • politics @lemmy.world

    White House Tries to Build Coalition on Iran to Address Energy Crisis

    www.wsj.com /politics/national-security/white-house-tries-to-build-coalition-on-iran-to-address-energy-crisis-803e2f32
  • memes @lemmy.world

    Hundred billion castaways...am I doing it right?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Buyer's remorse is such a strong taboo that it leads people to defend things in their lives which harm them. Can anything be done to start countering this?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    If you could Thanos snap one person, thing, or event from history...what would you choose?

  • politics @lemmy.world

    Dems knew Harris wasn't ready just a year ago

    www.theatlantic.com /magazine/archive/2023/11/kamala-harris-vice-presidency-2024-election-biden-age/675439/
  • politics @lemmy.world

    Desantis debate talking points/strategy leaked by super PAC

    www.nbcnews.com /news/amp/rcna100414