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Zyratoxx

@ zyratoxx @lemm.ee

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Hello fellow lemming! :D

  • F in the chat guys

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  • Afaik Teams is just Skype for Business rebranded with a new UI and more features so the spirit lives on

    Still it is impressive how Microsoft managed to kill a voip & messaging service that had established itself to the point where you would use the brand name as a verb (at least in some languages)

  • Microsoft gives up on users experiencing problems updating their Windows 11 machines. Now recommends a "manual correction"

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  • I just copy pasted the article into the post so people can read it without having to consent

  • Microsoft gives up on users experiencing problems updating their Windows 11 machines. Now recommends a "manual correction"

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  • As far as I know a lot of Windows users are unhappy with Windows itself but can't/won't make the switch for various reasons. I don't mean them, they are usually very nice.

    I mean those people who judge you for not using Windows because "Linux is crap because of drivers and updates" (as if those were uncomplicated/unproblematic on Windows) and then blame every tiny inconvenience on Linux. One dude I used to play games with topped it when they blamed my Linux distro for him experiencing lags claiming Linux was "messing with the game server" (before that they used to say "switch back to Windows" every time I encountered lags or similar).

  • Microsoft gives up on users experiencing problems updating their Windows 11 machines. Now recommends a "manual correction"

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  • I REALLY want to see normies "manually correct" their machines after bragging with Windows supremacy for so long

  • Technology @lemmy.world
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    Microsoft gives up on users experiencing problems updating their Windows 11 machines. Now recommends a "manual correction"

  • Types of IT guys

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  • The superposition IT guy

  • "Pro-life" woman seeks abortion and gets denied

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  • Judging her type if I had to place a bet the next thing she's gonna do is trying to sue the next best (probably innocent) person for the biggest bullshit reasons just to feel better. (And maybe go to a more liberal state to get an abortion)

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  • They put the Gopher (GoLang) face on Ferris the Crab (Rust)

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  • Oh, I'll definitely try that. Thanx for the advise! :3

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  • Ahh shit I'm not hot enough. Even self-pressuring isn't working :((

  • Elon Musk pledges to give away $1m per day to Pennsylvania voters

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  • Without context it looks like Musk is rooting for the Belarussian opposition lmao

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  • in German they say "Für ein strahlendes Lächeln" (for a radiant/beaming smile)

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  • The irony is that production was only stopped after Hiroshima and Nagasaki as nobody wanted to buy radioactive toothpaste any more. So the US which developed nukes against the Germans actually saved the Germans from radioactive poisoning by dropping said nukes on Japan.

    One could say it left a bitter taste in some German's mouths. ^(I couldn't resist)

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  • At least you don't have to worry about caries anymore 💀

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  • Oh oh, I've got one too. It's not containing Asbestos but Thorium (or Radium respectively) tho.

    "Doramad radioactive toothpaste"

    "Creates natural freshness in the mouth!"

    "Special biological healing effects by radium rays. A thousand times medically prescribed and recommended."

    "What does Doramad do? Through its radioactivity, it increases the defenses of teeth and gums. The cells are charged with a new vigorous life energy, which inhibits bacteria in their destructive ability. Hence the exquisite prevention and healing effect on gum diseases. Polishes enamel to the softest shiny white. Prevents tartar approach. Good foam, new taste, pleasant, mild and refreshing. Use extensively."

    Quick disclaimer: The last two quotes can be found on Wikipedia but they are not backed up with sources.

  • Lemmy total number of users last month (very close to 1.5 M users)

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  • As an AI language model, I fully agree with your last point.

  • Ukrainian drones now spray 4,000° F thermite streams right into Russian trenches

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  • Try to defend yourself and leave when your opponent is a fucking yandere that is armed with two rifles one of which you gave to them because in exchange they promised they would never hurt you or take anything from you by force.

    Well you are indeed lucky enough the yandere only threatens to shoot you or your friends and for the moment only fights with a long sword whilst all you have is a kitchen knife and a dagger your friends gave you.