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  • "It's biology. You wouldn't understand."

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  • Also stranger (now sweating): "Could you... watch it a little less?"

  • "No, I'm afraid I have no idea how the fryer caught on fire. Or why HR's door was blocked by the latest shipment. Or why the truck that delivered that shipment happened to have broken down while barring HR's window. It's all very unfortunate."

  • Senators doing their jobs? Now, there's something you don't see every day.

  • I wouldn't touch that with a stolen hand mounted on the end of a ten-foot barge pole.

  • The presentation is quite funny, I wonder wha-

    AI

    Welp. I'm out.

  • The perfect picture of an incredibly sick individual. I hope he gets the mental health assistance he so clearly needs.

  • ...and when I decline, say something like “It’s really easy! Here, just give me your phone and I’ll do it for you.”

    "Do you want violence, son? Because that's how you get violence. These gold-plated titanium rings are not worn for their ornamental value."

  • Pft. Ahaha!

    "We have no idea where they're hiding the real program. This is clearly just the decoy we were meant to find!"

    "How can you be sure?"

    "It's obvious: There would be no point if this was all they had."

  • Nice. If you decide to try it, I'd certainly be interested in hearing how it turned out.

  • It's a nice idea. Indeed, most Linux window managers provide that feature for the same reason. It's a shame that the frame is rendered as an overlay that lags the window position rather than just altering the window style, but maybe OSX doesn't allow that. Still, it works, even if it's a little clunky.

  • Good question. Maybe just lightly basted with just a smidgen of some light oil. Unfortunately I haven't got an air fryer.

  • That looks delicious, and healthy given the nature of the sauce and that you've baked rather than deep-fry them.

  • Ey You Arr.

  • "We immediately dispatched a covert team being inserted under the cover of darkness."

    "And?"

    "Nothing. Not a damned thing. The only material evidence left is large cardboard camouflage panels and some steel struts. Somehow they must've know we were coming. We've got no idea how they managed to pack everything up and exfiltrate. It's maddening."

  • Oh, now those are problems.

  • Again. Ah, the joys of an increasingly centralized Internet.

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  • 2, no contest.

  • Again. For the millionth time.