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  • The tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of patriots and tyrants alike. These fuckwits are most certainly tyrants per my cultures definition using bribery, intimidation, and legal bullfuckery to build their stupid AI data centers. Oh also quite a few of them want to set up a tachno fascist dictatorship. So in summary hang em high and let the ravens feast apon their gallow corpses.

  • It does but it still comes off as pretty dry. 1800s works tend to be that way unless it was written by Mark Twain and even then Tom Sawyer is still pretty close.

  • Given what I know about Marx as a historical figure and what he observe to come to his conclusions but having not read his work (Capital is a literal textbook and the Communist Manifesto is short and dry) I can hazard a guess that Marx would probably be with the punks and what's left of Redneck lefties. Either that or he'd be an autistic online shit poster because I'm pretty damned sure he had the right personality.

  • One of my familial branches has been here since before fuckin James Town, we came over with a Jesuit mission somewhere on the east coast want to say Mid-Atlantic but the oral traditions forgot so I don't have that knowledge.

  • He was in Portland, had his hair up in a bun and wore timberlands. Every time I spotted him he blew a whistle and had a bunch of crackheads beat the shit out of me and steal my left shoe. What the hell was he gonna do with my left shoe, no way his big feet were gonna fit him.

    This is a reference to a comic.

  • IDK we could always damnatio memoriae him and shoot anyone who brings him up in a positive light. Though I will say I would prefer crucifixion for that execution but at least at first that feels like it'd be untenable.

  • It's a reference to a great depression slogan that I can't remember in full but included the slogan "a chicken in every pot" IE food in every kitchen.

  • Yeah Mississippi is more or less a shithole by circumstance nowadays, most of these other states are actively trying to be more shithole. Also Mississippi is trying to reform itself somewhat, namely their education system. Would actually be funny if Mississippi reformed so thoroughly that the only thing keeping them from the top ten best states is their geography.

  • Just pray to Persephone while you do it. Best case scenario she calls in a favor with her mom, worst case scenario you get to have lunch with the queen of the afterlife when her brother kills you. Either that or pray to another war god and see what happens for shits and giggles, personally I'd choose Odin for that one since he'd probably appreciate the fuckery.

  • Which do you hate more the constant buzzing noise your car makes or the occasional annoying noise it makes at random? Barrett is that occasional annoying noise.

  • I've seen the term Zillennial thrown about as a sorta mirror to Xillenial. Really the generation measurement is always going to have this flaw for example generation Jones or whatever is going on with younger Gen Z and elder Gen Alpha. Really this flaw is going to continue until social and technological advancements slow down from the absolutely breakneck speed they've been going at for the last 150 years. I do have to wonder if we are seeing that slowdown or if we are seeing the modern equivalent of the 1930s where Europe was building up to WW2 and the US was giving the Slavs a run for their money in the depressing literature department.

  • Also us elder Gen Z. But we have a lot of millennial overlap so...

  • Well I was figuring that most of the great planes will probably depopulate due to trade collapse. Not necessarily due to ecological issues but s second dustbowl is always possible I suppose.

  • Well worst case scenario it gets resettled.

  • Don't worry the California Imperium can annex you guys once we get done with the Mormons.

  • Nah its a later evolution of some old Markiplier screenshots that were being tossed around as reaction images. No clue how it got to the E meme but that type of shit tends to happen amongst friends or specific communities before breaching containment so who knows.

  • IDK Farqaud photoshopped with a suit with Markipliers face is pretty amusing.

    Also auto correct includes Markiplier which is mildly horrifying.

  • One of my dogs ate an entire steak a while ago, wrapper and all. He passed it through no problem but I know the feeling.

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  • Also it seems to have taken a bit for human ethnicities and morphology to stabilize. We absorbed a lot of other humans in Africa to the point that it unironically messed up a lot of early data cause early scientists didn't think fucked to extinction was a valid form of human expansion.