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  • Courtesy of Rando Star Trek

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  • These are fun, but let's allow a little breathing room, please.

    1. Keep posts to a limit. We all love Star Trek stuff but 3-4 posts in an hour is plenty enough.

  • Explaining Christmas in the Delta Quadrant Courtesy of the Resident Earth Hisstorian, Tom Paris

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  • I'm not saying it isn't, but it seems to me that he failed to read the Santa Clause with a fine tooth comb. The look will reassert itself despite any tampering. Really should have hired better legal representation.

  • He built a bathtub for Janeway.

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  • If there were a cameo from Combs as one of the monkeys, maybe.

  • Explaining Christmas in the Delta Quadrant Courtesy of the Resident Earth Hisstorian, Tom Paris

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  • Could also be related to this:

  • He built a bathtub for Janeway.

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  • Ah, yes. "Resolutions" the quintessential soap opera episode. That's a skip every time.

    That and "Tattoo."

  • Different strokes

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  • And only has one biome.

    "You call it a desert planet, but we have other regions, ya know!"

  • Different strokes

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  • Eh, I've seen both used. What's English without exceptions and outright ignoring established rules?

  • Different strokes

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  • You know what you've done, right?

  • Different strokes

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  • The geeks from the Cerritos after listening to one of Picard's symposiums:

  • Cardassian nonesense

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  • Rewatch the opening scene from season 1's "Past Prologue" where Garak first sits with Bashir. There's flirty subtext throughout.

  • Leeloo Minaï Lekatariba-Lamina-Tchaï Ekbat De Sebat

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  • Chakotay is the President of Earth. B'elanna's one of the flight attendants.

  • Leeloo Minaï Lekatariba-Lamina-Tchaï Ekbat De Sebat

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  • Major Iceborg concurs.

  • lore accurate siblings

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  • Lore accurate sibling:

  • Or Transporter shenanigans?

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  • Just the silliest there is.

  • I have an idea for a Star Trek meme

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  • We have to go derper.

  • I just can't right now

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  • Dipped into Guinan's special stash as soon as I got home.

  • Klingon Blood Massages?

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  • Or Transporter shenanigans?

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  • I think there's a matter of scale to consider. The computing capabilities of a starship (and possibly more) have been crammed into a humanoid form.

    Soong worked some miniaturization magic to create Data.

    Edit: spelling

  • The O.G.

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  • For not making more zany "fish out of water" comedies.

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    ummthatguy @lemmy.world

    I'd say closer to one of those troll dolls

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    ummthatguy @lemmy.world

    Gonna need a dermal regenerator for that one

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    ummthatguy @lemmy.world

    Moist tea. Nice house.

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    ummthatguy @lemmy.world

    You came to me and just started talking

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    ummthatguy @lemmy.world

    This would also work with Bashir, O'Brien, and Garak

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    ummthatguy @lemmy.world

    "There are no stupid questions, just stupid people" - Mr. Garrison

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    ummthatguy @lemmy.world

    ...and another cup of coffee

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    ummthatguy @lemmy.world

    I will be here all week. Try the Plomeek soup.

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    ummthatguy @lemmy.world

    I'd like to give thanks to our sponser "Blue Alien"

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    ummthatguy @lemmy.world

    The Animated Series intro music would actually work just fine in this scenario

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    ummthatguy @lemmy.world

    Look! I have one job on this lousy ship, it's stupid, but I'm gonna do it! Okay?

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    ummthatguy @lemmy.world

    Boldly going...

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    ummthatguy @lemmy.world

    How many licks does it take to get to the center of the warp core?

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    ummthatguy @lemmy.world

    "Ah, she's built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro."

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    ummthatguy @lemmy.world

    Okay, a simple "no" would've done just fine

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    ummthatguy @lemmy.world

    Very amusing, Dr. McCoy

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    ummthatguy @lemmy.world

    The Rura Penthe Redemption

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    ummthatguy @lemmy.world

    Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na! Batleeeth!

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    ummthatguy @lemmy.world

    And you're spawn camping!

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    ummthatguy @lemmy.world

    'Scuse me Egon? You said crossing the streams was bad!