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So, here you are. Aren’t ya. AREN’T YA? Ya, ya are.

  • "It's complicated"

  • Because they survive anything! Lookat im! So happy!

  • Well that is very fucked up. Maybe we should pay teachers better to make it more competitive for the best and the brightest to teach our kids how to be normal and show them awesome shit instead. Like, we can have that.

  • My heart with you, brother.

  • <3

  • Reminds me of a spam letter I got never to trust the quality of copper provided by Ea-Nasir (of Babylon, near the palm tree). It's apparently shite.

  • They told me I had to go to another store for my sizes.

    😭

  • Was it something very interesting and thoughtful at least?

  • Damn straight.

  • "Mom tried calling you but nobody could reach you".

    Till the day I die.

  • :/

    You better now?

  • We need to round up and interrogate those laughing kids!

  • Romanum eunt domus?

  • Does anything in the Universe have a defined "up" side?

    Let us discuss over a jug of absinthe.

  • Nice of her to pack my things I guess but now I have to unpack them again. Kind of redundant if you ask me but it's a nice gesture.

  • Motherfuckers starting second lives behind their spouses back and here I can't find a fucking bridge partner.

  • Yeah, health. Not disease or amputation. It isn't covered by the contract. You need the premium plan marriage package for that.

  • "Aaand just sign the amputation clause here right at the bottom. That's it! You are now husband and wife!"

  • WOOF! What?! Holy fucking shit. I am sorry bro. THIRTY YEARS? No way. I'm sorry but I even find that a bit hard to believe.