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So, here you are. Aren’t ya. AREN’T YA? Ya, ya are.

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  • You misunderstood. The tyrannical government they talk about is democracy.

    I wish I was joking.

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  • Their whole shtick is that they need it for home protection. Doesn't make sense from that point of view.

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  • But a pretty good one if your toddler knows how to unlock your safe and operate a gun. That's pretty impressive.

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  • The kitchen and the bathroom. Never go in there if you value your life.

  • Are those.... Sperm?

  • You just wanted to shit on Chappelle. You just dressed it up as something else.

  • In hindsight, I am thinking one would probably get shived and die within the first 48 hours regardless of what one'd bring. They'd just steal it from you, and even if you brought something of extravagant value, where the fuck would you sell it? You'd have no channels and no connections, you'd just get robbed.

    Maybe something that is so impressive that you'd be able to get like...

    Fuck no you'd just get fucking stabbed honestly.

  • I'm thinking... Probably anything made of gold, for money. Then a good steel knife.

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand.

    Hmm.

    HMMMMMM.

    I want something to impress them with but.... I am also trying not to get robbed because I have some fancy thing that is super ostentatious that will wow people and then easily can be taken away.

    Maybe clothes of some sort...

    Or...

    What doesn't require batteries or energy but is still cool to have. A zippo lighter will run out of fuel but you could get a lot of mileage out of that.

    I feel like you would want to minmax materials and tech, but it depends how long it would last.

    Maybe... An encyclopedia? But that is kind of meh.

    If I had drugs or LSD or ecstasy or research chemicals I'd bring that but... That would only be good as long as they lasted and in the end you'd just trade them for shit anyway after being blazed out of your skull just roaming the streets of Rome hoping you wouldn't get shanked...

    Oh wait, def an English-Latin parleur. But I don't have that at home.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    You are teleported back to Rome CE 75, you can bring three items you have AT HOME - which?

  • I'm so tired of this god damned second guessing.

    "Yeah he's good BUT IS HE GOOD ENOUGH?!?"

  • Like every fucking one else: social media.

    No doubt LGTBQXZY++ also had something to do with it for fucking sure, the whole thing feels designed to alienate others under the guise of being inclusive, and it pushes people right into the arms of the right wing.

  • My god I wish I could do that. I can curl up in a ball and then my fat fucking ass can't breathe.

  • Thank god we have laws prohibiting and enforcing it then.

  • And that is illegal and you'll rightly spend a lot of time in jail for doing that, shit you can go to prison for suggesting it.

  • Are the laws sound and moral? That's the only important metric, it doesn't matter how many laws you have. It's not like you go, oh shit, we have to keep it under a hundred thousand so now we can't make new laws around AI data centers because that's just too many!

  • And that is illegal, as it should be. The efficacy of a law has nothing to do with whether it's moral.

    It's like saying "we don't have the manpower to police murder effectively, so we are gonna legalize murder". It's a fundamental misunderstanding of what the law is fucking for.

  • Oh nothing to worry about then? Fuck you, we need to fight back against every infringement of our rights, it has nothing to do with how effective the law will be but that the law is WRONG.

    Jesus christ when will we stop doing this?

  • Racists are red

    Jihadis are brown

    And we want neither

    In our fucking town

  • "He's not dead. He's in the prime of his life! In fact he is pregnant! Mazel tov!"

  • Crossfit Jesus

  • memes @lemmy.world

    "THEN THEY SAID, WE'LL JUST WASH OUR CLOTHES! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

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    Hmm HMM not HMM hmm

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Henri - The Black Cat (Je Suis un Chat Noire)

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    The hypocrisy inherent in the system