"Wait... You're telling me your grandfather originally built this?"
"Yes. Well, he built a hot rod kit car and I tried fixing it but then realized the wiring harnesses were perfect for stepper motors and couldn't help but notice how flat the floorboards were and...."
9/10 dentists agree that toothpaste is helpful. The 10th dentist is complaining to RFKJ that the toothpaste is too spicy for his butthole when he masturbates using his toothbrush.
Nah, I get what you're saying, but we're used to engineers and regular workers getting arrested here. We've got one of the most... comprehensive?.. prison systems in the world. It's just so rare to find executives and anyone making over $300k suffer any real consequences.
I get what you're saying, but did y'all consider "Nuh-uh, Musk is the smartest internet-boi ever, and these will be AI bullets"?
If you really think about it, what does Tesla specialize in? Building cars that accidentally crash themselves and otherwise catastrophically fail in absurd ways. Imagine how easily they could crash into things and cause failures if that were their goal!!!
As a more serious solution, can't we just rub super-cream on loyalists of this administration to give them totally real super powers and then launch them out of cannons to save us from the missiles?
The fact that your comment doesn't seem outlandishly calloused tells you how bad the state of affairs is. I work in education in Texas and often feel like I'm just waiting for my turn to catch a bullet.
Amen. In this economy, that bag of dicks could feed a family of 7.