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  • Governor of California speech

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  • During the plandemic, my once-proud Texas school district shut down athletics, thus RUINING countless children's opportunities to get TBIs. Even worse, they used the money to feed every student in every school FOR FREE AND SET UP FUCKING FAMILY FOOD PANTRIES!!! These goddamn fascists went TOO FAR and even brainwashed me into volunteering!

    Valedictorian? More like valedictator!!!1!ONE!1

    (In case y'all don't know @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world, if he's got a genuinely bad take, it's 98% safe to assume the "/s" is implied)

  • [Gesefa] Don't lie. You do it too

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  • And the whooping is supposed to make me... stop?

  • [Gesefa] Don't lie. You do it too

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  • The nails... They tickle.... The itch is deeper, towards the bone... USE YOUR TEETH.

  • [Gesefa] Don't lie. You do it too

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  • It's the hair growing in

  • Scientists Discover That Feeding AI Models 10% 4Chan Trash Actually Makes Them Better Behaved

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  • Not to anthropomorphize LLMs, but.... Like a vaccine?

  • "You have no say in this at all. Federal law is supreme and federal law will be enforced."

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  • You're funny. We don't change our tune in the south. We just claim that you're singing it wrong.

  • "You have no say in this at all. Federal law is supreme and federal law will be enforced."

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  • Texan here: I'll bring the lube

  • Arrest of Union Leader Highlights Link Between Workers’ and Immigrants’ Rights

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  • All it took was a union leader being unfairly detained under a fascist usurpation of power.

    Shit, we shoulda tried that years ago!

  • Newsom mocks Hegseth, Trump over ‘job well done’ post on National Guard

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  • Who said we're a serious country? We're a wacky zany clown show! But less Pagliacci and more John Wayne Gacy...

  • I have yet to see a microwave with correct time

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  • Every time I look at my microwave, I see a microwave with the correct time. I even set the clock on my hood range.

    In fact, the only clock in my house with the incorrect time is the single analog clock in my house with dead batteries....

  • Therapy Chatbot Tells Recovering Addict to Have a Little Meth as a Treat

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  • Frantically Googling "How to tell if good foam or bad foam is coming from your mouth"

  • BREAKING: Elon Musk Calls For Trump to Be Impeached

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  • The Attention Whore Wars of the mid-20s were a dark time indeed. Now, eat your microplastics, American Express℠ presents Taco Bell®'s Doritos® Chinga Dos Culos™ featuring LG®ThinQ Dualsense™ Technology Jr.

  • Not like anyone wants to shoot up in the bathroom

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  • That's why the bathrooms will show ads 24/7 and the drug safe zones will feature loot drop microtransactions. All participating companies will receive carbon credits. Time to capitalize socialism.

  • Therapy Chatbot Tells Recovering Addict to Have a Little Meth as a Treat

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  • And that's why, as a solution to addiction, I always run sudo rm -rf ~/* in my terminal

  • Therapy Chatbot Tells Recovering Addict to Have a Little Meth as a Treat

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  • I think I'm allergic to meth, do you think I should avoid taking a little meth?

  • Therapy Chatbot Tells Recovering Addict to Have a Little Meth as a Treat

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  • You don't look so good... Here, try some meth—that always perks you right up. Sobriety? Oh, sure, if you want a solution that takes a long time, but don't you wanna feel better now???

  • Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention

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  • Guarantee you that you're giving them too much credit by assuming they're trying to prevent terrorism. They need someone with the ability and capacity to make sure the militias get the assistance they need.

  • Locked

    lemm.ee is shutting down at the end of this month

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  • Dear lemm.ee and the wonderful admin,

    I'm sad to see you go, but thank you, sincerely, for being the springboard that allowed me to dive into the refreshing waters of Lemmy.

    Stay golden, pony boy

  • AI company files for bankruptcy after being exposed as 700 Indian engineers - Dexerto

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  • 700 Awesom-os