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  • It's not a competition, and if it is, it's not one anyone should want to win

  • 10/10

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  • In return I offer vague sense of misery punctuated by occasional bouts of energy and wit

  • Frick

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  • I've found 2 big ones this last week - one in the bath, and one under the electrics

  • Hallelujah!

  • Lead, land atop this rockInfinite path carved with unrivaled skill

  • Frick

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  • YES. I HAVE BEEN NOTICING.

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  • Anybody want this computer made of bees? It stinks and is as loud as a jet engine, but it can do 5 Megaflops a second. There might also be a woman in there undergoing some kind of mental breakdown. Just ignore that.

  • commiserate

  • but why the lipstick red dick?

  • Dont forget the bright green paraqueets

  • there are android emulators / compatibility apps like WayDroid that you can run on linux to simulate an android experience but they're not perfect -- and any App that processes payments (banking, utility, parking) outright rejects being in a container and has many tests for detecting so

  • dove

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    dov'd

  • Agreed. The best advice I've heard is that just imagine half the audience are asleep, because they basically are. The other half? Pretend you're among friends

  • just imagine yourself in your underwear

  • Or just a guy sitting in a tree playing a flute.

  • Skwisgaar Skwigelf taller than a tree