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  • "our homemade encryption got backdoored by some kid in Wisconsin"vs"we provide opportunities and support local labor initiatives"

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  • Must one know these things when at Burger King?

  • This one

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  • As long as your errors are randomly distributed you should keep making observations until you get an error of -347% in the other direction, thus cancelling out your previous error and allowing you to model your entire existence with Riemann curves

  • I refuse.

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  • Well first of all, everything is possible under the Golden God, so jot that down.

  • I refuse.

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  • Are you sure he's not summoning a giant tictac with his Godlike powers?

  • I refuse.

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  • I don't remember the episode where Dennis catches a frisbee

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  • Anecdote: One of my friends from high school got his girlfriend pregnant. He and his family wanted to abort, her (very controlling family) were strict Catholics and wanted to keep it. He became a father at 18.

    He was a wicked smart kid, and was about to go to a top Uni, but had to change to match his girlfriends Uni so that they could raise the kid together. He found it very difficult to juggle his studies with his parenting, and ultimately the relationship fell apart since he never really loved the girl as much as he thought he did. He dropped out, and now works as a waiter.

    I can definitely understand your boyfriends parents wanting to be double sure of the immense responsibility coming his way. You guys are way too young to do this alone, and I really hope you both have good parental support to step in as you try to find your career paths in your 20s.

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  • "Con Troll Ex, Control Sea."

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  • Wow, I have to admit I wasnt expecting much and the first 10 pages arent that gripping, but it really does get good

  • Yup. Study the past papers, not the textbook.

  • I like the deep shadowing under the chin and their feet, despite the fact that there's not a single damn lightbulb in the room. What is this, I can't even

  • Mercury and Venus: Are we a joke to you?

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  • I need to start working "the pimp spot" into my everyday vernacular

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  • absolutists want one thing and one thing only, and it's fucking annoying

  • Uh no

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  • Second cat?

  • To be fair, coal and oil are narratives are being pushed by foreign actors too on the US. China knows exactly how to win a race, and step 1 is to tie your opponents' shoe laces.

  • Well that's one less customer they'll have, it's time to take your money elsewhere!

    Edit: oh right.