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tetris11

@ tetris11 @feddit.uk

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  • Local bus

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  • I showed this to my gall bladder and said "heh, look little dude, IP address on a bus"

    He gurgled "I'm surprised you have the balls to say that"

  • We got food at home!

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  • Oh I've seen you "groom" yourself several times a day, you flowerpot

  • Furious MAGA Customers Say They Got ‘Scammed’ by Trump Watches

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  • Took me a moment

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  • Second thing is Euler's Product Formula, which is just amazing in it's definition.

    Zeta(s) = Sum(over all integers) [ 1 / ns ] = Product(over all prime numbers) [ 1 / 1 - p-s ]

    That "over all prime numbers" part gets me every time, and yet the statement is provably true

  • An exclusive, members only restaurant with a limited menu. Some people pay top dollar for that

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  • Hold onto her, and those discount vouchers

  • Do you use a song for your alarm clock?

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  • been tryin'

    to MEET you

    mmm-mm-mm-mm

  • Do you use a song for your alarm clock?

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  • Viva la Quinta Brigada

  • We got food at home!

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  • full of beard trimmings

  • Advance!

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  • sausage is pronounced "saw-saarge"

  • Can I get a minute?

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  • "Please stop following me.""You? Stop following me."

  • How dare they!

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  • It looks Geordie is holding a pint of beer, and thinking oh no. not more beer from the replicator. oh well.

  • How dare they!

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  • how many Trek subs are there. Goddamnit I can only subscribe to so many

  • crises into opportunities

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  • "our homemade encryption got backdoored by some kid in Wisconsin"vs"we provide opportunities and support local labor initiatives"

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  • Must one know these things when at Burger King?

  • Does almost anyone actually feel like being a normal person?

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  • This one

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  • As long as your errors are randomly distributed you should keep making observations until you get an error of -347% in the other direction, thus cancelling out your previous error and allowing you to model your entire existence with Riemann curves

  • I refuse.

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  • Well first of all, everything is possible under the Golden God, so jot that down.

  • I refuse.

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  • Are you sure he's not summoning a giant tictac with his Godlike powers?

  • I refuse.

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  • I don't remember the episode where Dennis catches a frisbee

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  • Anecdote: One of my friends from high school got his girlfriend pregnant. He and his family wanted to abort, her (very controlling family) were strict Catholics and wanted to keep it. He became a father at 18.

    He was a wicked smart kid, and was about to go to a top Uni, but had to change to match his girlfriends Uni so that they could raise the kid together. He found it very difficult to juggle his studies with his parenting, and ultimately the relationship fell apart since he never really loved the girl as much as he thought he did. He dropped out, and now works as a waiter.

    I can definitely understand your boyfriends parents wanting to be double sure of the immense responsibility coming his way. You guys are way too young to do this alone, and I really hope you both have good parental support to step in as you try to find your career paths in your 20s.