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Just a bridgeman doing his thing.

  • That's Countess Regina Barthalomew front row second from the left.

    So this is what she and Moriarty got up to.

  • Fuck all that. My shit will erase itself if i don’t check in. The family can eat a bag of dicks if they want my data.

  • If your credit card doesn’t let you do a chargeback for defective equipment then you need to get a better card provider.

    TVs not working after purchase would qualify as defective in my opinion.

  • That’s what chargebacks are for. You don’t have to rely on shitty retailers return policy.

  • Then you turn around and return it. Don’t encourage that behavior by just letting it happen.

  • Unless your crush is Beverly. She'd just be like:

  • Are you sure Riker doesn’t perform jizz?

  • Finally, The Dread Pirate Picard decided something. He said, "Shut up, Wesley, I've never had a valet. You can try it for tonight. I'll most likely kill you in the morning." Three years he said that. "Shut up, Wesley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning." It was a fine time for me. I was learning engineering, flight control, anything anyone would teach me. And Picard and I eventually became friends.

  • That’s what makes it tense. One etiquette faux pas and next thing you know you’re bathing the playset in ketchup and pepto bismol.

  •  
            Moriarty: I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.
        The Dread Pirate Jellico: You're that smart?
        Moriarty: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Bashir, Noonien-Singh, Daystrom?
        The Dread Pirate Jellico: Yes.
        Moriarty: Morons.
      
  • Jellico's response that he thinks up in the turbolift:

    "They don't use money on Risa you 19th century twit."

  • Prophets help us if Jellico discovers Moriarty's program.

  • TV is just so dark.

    Example A:

  • I bet B’elanna could lock onto it. She’d do like a mithril lock or something. It’s like a skeletal lock but for dwarven jewelry.

  • "Why the fuck didn't you stop them, Lon? 'Cause then you'd be dead too, asshole."

    Edit: Also Lon "Suder" McClane is kind of scary if you think about it.

  • This meme left out the best ones: