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Just a bridgeman doing his thing.

  • There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

    George W Bush

    Charles Tucker III

  • Computer, disable holodeck safety protocols. Authorization Janeway-Pi-1-1-Tuvix.

  • I bet he only said that because he did set his undies on fire to test them.

  • I bet Trip hated being an example in the starfleet academy class on inter-species sex.

  • Are you thanking the Big Black...Candybar or the British Broadcasting Corporation?

  • Jeff Winger: "We're the only species on earth that observes "Shark Week." Sharks don't even observe "Shark Week," but we do. For the same reason I can pick up this pencil, tell you its name is Steve and go like this."

    (Jeff snaps the pencil in two.)

    Abed Nadir: "Oh!"

    Jeff Winger: "And part of you dies just a little bit on the inside. Because people can connect with anything. We can sympathize with a pencil, we can forgive a shark, and we can give Ben Affleck an Academy Award for screenwriting."

  • Even this day and age, I’m sure at least one drunk uncle will also quote Dukat at the Gratitude Festival table

  • We go live to our local Federation News Correspondent Les Nessman at the scene:

  • I never don’t love Carol Kane.

  • Imagine how many economic systems she's existed under. Not surprising she would think it's a fad.

  • Five spits for a blood enemy.

  • Are we still allowed to talk about anbo jitsu and parreses squares?

  • Well maybe they should get rid of that memo that says they can't prosecute sitting presidents. That'd be a start at least.

  • He’s not the richest in history. Modern history, sure if you count excluding inflation. But when people like Mansa Musa existed Musk has quite a ways to go. Hell even Carnegie’s wealth eclipsed Musk if you’re talking purchasing power.

  • Calm down and go back to your duty shift. I can handle this.

    <shakes TPM violently>

    Get a hold of yourself. What are you thinking posting Airplane! gifs here? Do you realize the can of worms that can open?

    Surely you understand what you've done.

  • Just use the guard rails as bumpers. You'll be fine as long as you're not going too fast.

  • Example number 1000 why mimetic polyalloy is inferior to a changeling.

    Changelings do a little research before copying someone. Not this lazy bullshit that terminators do. Hell Miles didn’t even realize that his husband had been replaced by a changeling and they hung out for weeks.

  • Yeah, i love cats and /c/cats but i had to block them for a few days just to see something other than voids.

    Sometimes lemmy can just be silly.

  • She was cured of Pa'nar syndrome by T'Pau.

    Trellium D exposure had no cure. Old T'Pol told her that she would be affected for her whole life.