All of those things also apply to women though. So while all of those affect overall loneliness (and kill community), it's not specifically a male issue.
I want to understand what's going through the minds of these ladies. Are they Star Trek fans and super into it? Did they just sign up to dance for an alien with no context? How drunk did they have to be to do this?
You run a dynamic DNS script. It reaches out to the DNS server (provided by whoever registers your domain name) every five minutes and says "my IP is x.x.x.x".
The problem is that it takes a few minutes to update when it changes. That might not fit your use case.
I think they're thinking "shit I can barely survive and have two jobs and I don't want my kids to starve and I'm taking care of my elderly parents. I can't go riot or my whole family will suffer."
Seriously?