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  • Fuck AI

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  • If OpenAI made a sex robot it would occasionally rip people's dicks off, but some folks would still insist it's the wave of the future, get onboard or get left behind, yada yada yada.

  • O.B.E? How 'bout NO.B.E.

  • Please, Mister Cuppington is my father.

  • Oh no, look out ISS!

    SMASH*

  • Bees!

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  • Bees!

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  • "We live, we die, we destroy the human's bowels."

  • If only!

  • I know it's just a TV show (and I should just relax) but it's a very 90s thing to make a guy such a hound dog, when every single person regularly on the ship except for Picard is his subordinate.

  • "Are you not enlivened by our magnificence?"

  • When you spend most of your time preparing for work, traveling to work, working, traveling home from work, and thinking about work, no one with a full-time job could balance it with "life".

  • Oh indeed, and on top of the man's own innate mental problems, he was also warped by Roy Cohen and Norman Vincent Peale. From the former he learned to never apologize, never admit to losing, never admit to being wrong, and always attack every critic; from the latter he learned to believe that he cannot fail, and in fact that God himself will ensure his victory. He is a perfect storm of narcissism.

  • "We will provide no pointers. But we are able to loan you something you would refer to as 'a smoking hot babe.'"

  • "Unsafe driving detected. Please put down the beer and place both hands on the wheel."

  • It makes sense. Christmas is a weed holiday.

  • Seems like a stretch.

  • Honestly, the wealthy just want us to be miserable.

  • I don't know... that sort of thing might not make billionaires even wealthier.

  • playing trombone with Phish

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    OpenAI Really Wants Codex to Shut Up About Goblins

    www.wired.com /story/openai-really-wants-codex-to-shut-up-about-goblins/
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    22 Buddhist monks arrested at airport after record drug bust

    www.cbsnews.com /news/monks-arrested-sri-lanka-airport-record-drug-bust-kush/
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Find a Way

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    a little messy...

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    Oh no, what happened?

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    They choose you

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    How do you cope?

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    I don't wanna go grocery shopping

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    Billy Dare!

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    East Bay Company Dumps Debris Into Customer’s Yard Over Unpaid Bill, But They Moved Out

    sfist.com /2026/04/17/east-bay-company-dumps-debris-into-customers-yard-over-unpaid-bill-but-they-moved-out/
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    Friday night!

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    Maybe a Horse

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    Magic Socks

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    Not a boat

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    "Helpful"

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    Placeholder Graphics

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    The loyal sidekick and protector!

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    Horror story towns

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Elon-Headed Robot Dog Spotted In San Francisco

    sfist.com /2026/04/09/elon-headed-robot-dog-spotted-in-san-francisco/
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    Is it time for lunch yet?