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  • “Hey, where’d all my beads go?!”

  • It's the best way to sit down if you're tall. If I tried something like that it'd end up looking like a Tim Robinson skit.

  • all the truth tellers

    You flatter me! Personally, I'd describe myself more as a slutty shitposter with a bad sense of humor, but truth teller has a certain ring to it 🥰 .

  • "Lt. Cmdr Data, his brain open!"

  • I like a bit of licentiousness in my fiction, but I hate it when it feels I'm being slopped like a hog by some cynical producer. "We know what you want, you pigs, so here's some skin for ya'."

  • I've been told to cut back on imagining that.

  • "I'm running an experiment on him to see what rock-bottom looks like for a citizen of the Federation."

  • "Vhat ze hell is zis, some kind ov tube?"

  • "Hm, yes... I understand why Deanna's so into him."

  • "Picard to O'Brien, emergency transport!"

  • "Delete that whole log? I don't know what that means, babe."

  • Stress goes down, go to work. Work stress builds up, get to fuckin'. Stress goes down, back to work...

    Wait a minute, I'm just describing the last ten years of my life.

  • it’s time I took a few days off

    ... to suck some dick.

  • A long time ago, the Far Side comic strip published a comic called "Cow Tools", which you can see here: https://static1.cbrimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/the-far-side-4-cow-tools.jpg

    A lot of people thought the comic was funny, but a lot of people also found it confusing. What the hell are "cow tools" and why do they look like that?

    This episode of Rae the Doe is a reference to that Far Side comic. Rae is shown the "cow tools" and is confused, in much the same why the original readers of the original Far Side comic readers were.

  • What's really mean is that (as far as I can remember) O'Brien is the only noncom ever shown in Star Trek; he might be the only one in Starfleet! Talk about being singled out!

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Two Americans Arrested for Terrifying Baby Monkey Punch in Reckless Promotional Stunt

    essential-japan.com /news/two-americans-arrested-for-terrifying-baby-monkey-punch-in-reckless-promotional-stunt/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Prolific Repacker Of Pirated Games Announces They’re Stepping Back To Focus On Law Degree

    kotaku.com /prolific-repacker-of-pirated-games-announces-theyre-stepping-back-to-focus-on-law-degree-2000696765
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Japan runs out of robot wolves in fight against bears

    www.popsci.com /environment/japan-robot-wolf-army/
  • Today I Learned @lemmy.world

    TIL: About the pole of inaccessibility

    en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Pole_of_inaccessibility
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    We Are Bugs

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Do you want some of my french fries?

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Thief!

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    The dignity of labor

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Hey, eyes up here Pulaski

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Look cute!

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    My Mom's name is Mommy [Litterbox Comics}

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Proper member of society

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Down with Fritzi!

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    everybody make a wish!

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Take a Hint!

  • Today I Learned @lemmy.world

    TIL about the "Apocalypse Early Warning System"

    ews.kylemcdonald.net
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    3 Stars!

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Emergency Wardrobe Change

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Like father like son?

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    OpenAI Really Wants Codex to Shut Up About Goblins

    www.wired.com /story/openai-really-wants-codex-to-shut-up-about-goblins/