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  • Oh no, look out ISS!

    SMASH*

  • Bees!

    Jump
  • Bees!

    Jump
  • "We live, we die, we destroy the human's bowels."

  • If only!

  • I know it's just a TV show (and I should just relax) but it's a very 90s thing to make a guy such a hound dog, when every single person regularly on the ship except for Picard is his subordinate.

  • "Are you not enlivened by our magnificence?"

  • When you spend most of your time preparing for work, traveling to work, working, traveling home from work, and thinking about work, no one with a full-time job could balance it with "life".

  • Oh indeed, and on top of the man's own innate mental problems, he was also warped by Roy Cohen and Norman Vincent Peale. From the former he learned to never apologize, never admit to losing, never admit to being wrong, and always attack every critic; from the latter he learned to believe that he cannot fail, and in fact that God himself will ensure his victory. He is a perfect storm of narcissism.

  • "We will provide no pointers. But we are able to loan you something you would refer to as 'a smoking hot babe.'"

  • "Unsafe driving detected. Please put down the beer and place both hands on the wheel."

  • It makes sense. Christmas is a weed holiday.

  • Seems like a stretch.

  • Honestly, the wealthy just want us to be miserable.

  • I don't know... that sort of thing might not make billionaires even wealthier.

  • playing trombone with Phish

  • Even now, I still can't believe that Daryl Dragon was the Captain's real name, and he still went by a nickname!

  • THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Love the confidence!

  • Extra Ordinary Comics @lemmy.world

    transformation

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Matthew McConaughey trademarks "Alright, alright, alright"

    www.avclub.com /matthew-mcconaughey-trademarks-alright-alright-alright
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Who to blame?

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    The universal experience

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Man arrested for violating Japan’s anti-dueling law in downtown Tokyo

    soranews24.com /2026/01/12/man-arrested-for-violating-japans-anti-dueling-law-in-downtown-tokyo/
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Dinner is ready!

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    O great Oracle of Delphi!

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Getting ready for work

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    I brought in an expert

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Reading Tip!

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Here's our new dog!

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    My new jumpsuit!

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Cops Forced to Explain Why AI Generated Police Report Claimed Officer Transformed Into Frog

    futurism.com /artificial-intelligence/ai-police-report-frog
  • Apple @lemmy.world

    Using alternative browser engines in Japan - Support - Apple Developer

    developer.apple.com /support/alternative-browser-engines-jp/
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    daily routine

  • Extra Ordinary Comics @lemmy.world

    daily routine

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Sourpuss' New Year's Resolutions

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    China mall installs glass windows on men’s toilet doors that turn transparent when users smoke | South China Morning Post

    www.scmp.com /news/people-culture/trending-china/article/3336723/china-mall-installs-glass-windows-mens-toilet-doors-turn-transparent-when-users-smoke
  • Apple @lemmy.world

    Apple will let iPhone users in Brazil get apps and services outside of the App Store

    www.gsmarena.com /apple_will_let_iphone_users_in_brazil_get_apps_and_services_outside_of_the_app_store-news-70856.php