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  • all the truth tellers

    You flatter me! Personally, I'd describe myself more as a slutty shitposter with a bad sense of humor, but truth teller has a certain ring to it 🥰 .

  • "Lt. Cmdr Data, his brain open!"

  • I like a bit of licentiousness in my fiction, but I hate it when it feels I'm being slopped like a hog by some cynical producer. "We know what you want, you pigs, so here's some skin for ya'."

  • I've been told to cut back on imagining that.

  • "I'm running an experiment on him to see what rock-bottom looks like for a citizen of the Federation."

  • "Vhat ze hell is zis, some kind ov tube?"

  • "Hm, yes... I understand why Deanna's so into him."

  • "Picard to O'Brien, emergency transport!"

  • "Delete that whole log? I don't know what that means, babe."

  • Stress goes down, go to work. Work stress builds up, get to fuckin'. Stress goes down, back to work...

    Wait a minute, I'm just describing the last ten years of my life.

  • it’s time I took a few days off

    ... to suck some dick.

  • A long time ago, the Far Side comic strip published a comic called "Cow Tools", which you can see here: https://static1.cbrimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/the-far-side-4-cow-tools.jpg

    A lot of people thought the comic was funny, but a lot of people also found it confusing. What the hell are "cow tools" and why do they look like that?

    This episode of Rae the Doe is a reference to that Far Side comic. Rae is shown the "cow tools" and is confused, in much the same why the original readers of the original Far Side comic readers were.

  • What's really mean is that (as far as I can remember) O'Brien is the only noncom ever shown in Star Trek; he might be the only one in Starfleet! Talk about being singled out!

  • Fuck AI

    Jump
  • If OpenAI made a sex robot it would occasionally rip people's dicks off, but some folks would still insist it's the wave of the future, get onboard or get left behind, yada yada yada.

  • O.B.E? How 'bout NO.B.E.

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    My Dad is Dracula (And a Banned Book)

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    short story

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Care About Stuff

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Japan’s new “Cunte” contact lenses aren’t pronounced like you’re probably thinking they are

    soranews24.com /2026/02/20/japans-new-cunte-contact-lenses-arent-pronounced-like-youre-probably-thinking-they-are/
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Improvements!

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Forced Update

    angryflower.com /1647.html
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    the hunt

  • Extra Ordinary Comics @lemmy.world

    the hunt

  • Apple @lemmy.world

    I Now Assume that All Ads on Apple News Are Scams (Kirkville)

    kirkville.com /i-now-assume-that-all-ads-on-apple-news-are-scams/
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    the dodge

  • Extra Ordinary Comics @lemmy.world

    the dodge

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Feline sausage roll thief on the prowl in Kerikeri

    www.rnz.co.nz /news/national/585833/feline-sausage-roll-thief-on-the-prowl-in-kerikeri
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    As an Adult

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Man arrested in rural Japan on charges of leaving obscene DVDs in stores as gifts for “healthy men”

    soranews24.com /2026/01/27/man-arrested-in-rural-japan-on-charges-of-leaving-obscene-dvds-in-stores-as-gifts-for-healthy-men/
  • Apple @lemmy.world

    Apparently, Fedora Asahi Remix is now working on Apple M3

    bsky.app /profile/did:plc:okydh7e54e2nok65kjxdklvd/post/3mdd55paffk2o
  • Apple @lemmy.world

    Hands-on with two Apple Network Server prototype ROMs

    oldvcr.blogspot.com /2026/01/hands-on-with-two-apple-network-server.html
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    "Isolated Incidents"

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    The Protein-Obsessed Fast Food Industry's Latest Innovation: Big-Ass Cups of Plain Meat

    www.jezebel.com /the-protein-obsessed-fast-food-industrys-latest-innovation-big-ass-cups-of-plain-meat
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Bank of England 'must plan for a financial crisis triggered by aliens'

    www.msn.com /en-gb/news/uknews/bank-of-england-must-plan-for-a-financial-crisis-triggered-by-aliens/ar-AA1Us7B7
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Love the confidence!