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spittingimage

@ spittingimage @lemmy.world

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  • What feels legal but isn't?

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  • The US has patented GMO wheat and corn. Agrotech companies have sued farmers for growing wheat from seeds that blew into their fields from a neighbouring property.

  • What are your go-to comfort foods?

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  • Canned Cheese

    That's a thing? I didn't know that was a thing. What's it taste like?

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    In an alternative timeline, you somehow made generative AI (both images and video) before anybody else. Nobody is aware you have it. How do you use/abuse your new tool?

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  • Put it in a drawer, slide it shut. "No-one needs this..."

  • You are the badass hero. You are about to detonate a bomb that will kill you, destroy the enemy and save humanity. What is your last badass quote?

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  • "When you see the devil, tell him who sent ya."

  • Coworker responding to chats with AI responses, what do?

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  • If they're using AI to create replies, they're almost certainly not reading them before sending. Maybe have a little fun with that?

    "I'm interested in what you said the other day about converting to Marxism. Where could I read more about it?"

  • Anybody else annoyed by news headlines being predominantly clickbaity now?

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  • I don't click those any more. I assume they're completely written by AI and not fact-checked in any way. They just suck knowledge out of me instead of adding more.

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    For us lazy protestors...

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  • That doesn't sound very effective, as protests go.

  • I may have take my love of Trek Memeing too far

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  • I dare you to take it further.

  • What's your most unusual achievement?

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  • So many questions.

    What the fuck is that?!

    Why is it called a 'duck'?

    What did it feel like? Miniature sandworm-looking mofo.

  • What's your most unusual achievement?

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  • All of them!

  • What's your most unusual achievement?

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  • I can independently wiggle the toe between the pinky toe and the middle toe on my right foot.

  • The Catch

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  • You generously teach a man to fish against his will, and what kind of thanks do you get?

  • "Tasks"

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  • It's been decades and this guy is still finding fresh new ways to use that template. I'm mildly amazed.

  • What's something terrible that happened to someone terrible?

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  • Why not tell us, if you know?

  • Hey Lemmy! What is your most beloved and hated British slang?

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  • Followed by "but I don't like to complain".

  • Would you rather only able to see one thing, hear one thing, feel one thing, or smell one thing?

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  • I don't know why anyone would prefer that.

  • How come people over 60 instantly clung to the narrative everything on the internet is likely AI?

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  • Obviously because everyone outside of your particular generation is a hivemind that shares a single un-nuanced thought on every topic.

  • What's the craziest thing that ever happened at your workplace?

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  • A company I worked for announced that it had come to management attention that staff were socialising in the office, and that wasn't allowed. To prevent it the doors would be locked until ten minutes before our official start time in the morning. I showed up at 7:30 the next morning for my shift and the whole team were milling around the front door because they couldn't get in. Seems like they never delegated a manager to open up for us.

    The policy was never rescinded, but they never tried enforcing it again either.

  • What's the craziest thing that ever happened at your workplace?

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  • A patient escaped his police escort through a crawlspace above the showers. The whole building went on lockdown (with loudspeaker announcements about not interacting with any naked men you come across) before they eventually found him a mile away, still starkers.