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spittingimage

@ spittingimage @lemmy.world

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    If all meat was banned except for insects, would you eat insects?

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  • I've already eaten insects. Can't say I enjoyed it, but protein's protein.

  • How would you turn Hell into a tourist destination?

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  • No?

  • How would you turn Hell into a tourist destination?

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  • 😀 I was thinking along the lines of a log flume ride that ends in the lake of fire. It doesn't have to be about watching Hitler and Mussolini boil upside down in a cauldron full of sulphur.

  • What's more offensive, liquorice, or eating mayo raw?

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  • I'm coming to your house. Right now. To eat liquorice in your living room.

  • What would life be like if reincarnation was a proven thing and we could remember all our past lives?

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  • Never mind karmic debt, you'd carry your student loans over to the next life.

  • Guess we moved on from Australia

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  • Also the myths of Indonesia, Papua New Guinea and Antarctica.

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  • OP, are you a billionaire trying to reframe global poverty as me being unwilling to chop my fingers off rather than you being unwilling to share your enormous wealth?

  • [DeliberatelyBuried] Ratatouille

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  • I watched a youtube clip last night about scientists inventing a technology for giving tardigrades tattoos. It'll be useful in multiple non-tardigrade scenarios (obviously) but the news reporter knows how to catch my interest.

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    What made you realize your parents aren't good people? /srs

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  • I saw two of my friends joking with their father and realised they weren't afraid of him.

  • Gul Dukat but without the charisma

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  • I bet Elon can't even do the neck trick.

  • What is the dumbest tattoo you have ever seen?

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  • Someone with no butts on their butt, that's who.

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  • I've just reviewed your mod log and I'm pretty sure the problem is you.

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    TIL there was a woman pope.

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  • I don't think you read that article before posting that headline.

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  • My wife will try to pulse light at me while I'm asleep or in another room.

  • Is anyone else suddenly waking up super early for no reason?

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  • Yes I am. Seems to happen to me every time the season changes.

  • Devils Panties 05/06/2025

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  • Damning the man is one thing, giving up a convenience is another.

  • what's something from your job that could kill a horror movie monster/villain?

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  • I wanna see you with an electric cake mixer and a determined expression.

  • what's something from your job that could kill a horror movie monster/villain?

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  • The autopsy saw. It's a gleaming monstrosity of stainless steel designed to part human flesh like Moses parted the red sea. You can stack zombies as deep as you want, the saw won't even slow down. The only thing that will stop it is the length of the mechanical arm it hangs from, because it's unfortunately too heavy for most people to lift.

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    What are your legit experiences where "the obstacle was the way"

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  • Now I want to change my order, because that sounds pretty good.