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  • The orca who came up with this was a genius.

  • They do two things: they float in rafts, and they chomp!

  • He probably knew what to expect, but thought he had a better "system" that would let him be part of the pump and dump profiteers by getting in and getting out faster than the other schmucks who were being taken for a ride. (If he'd read the terms that locked him into holding it for years before being allowed to sell, he might've figured out that he was about to become a schmuck who'd be taken for a ride.)

    Anyway, it's not gambling if you win every time!

  • "I'm sorry, additional flu shots aren't covered. You get one per season."

    "I said, 'Hit me again'!!"

  • Get your flu shot 😆

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  • Fucking magnets, how do they work!

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  • We'll get them good this year! 🫡

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  • Kill 'em harder!

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  • I'm having flashbacks to parasitology lab. Every damn thing looks the same!

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  • TIL

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  • Yeah, my feelings are a little hurt, too 😞

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  • Modern software engineers don't write their stuff in assembly and my degree program didn't require math beyond Calc 2 for a reason--the biologies are diiiiistantly applied maths!

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  • I went into the biological sciences so I wouldn't have to do math! I want a refund

  • This guy really calling for "change"? Pshh, we got a democrat in republican colors over here! RINO alert, "change" is a word those filthy progressives use when they call for things like taxes on the ultrawealthy and help with getting out from underneath the predatory student loans everybody insisted were necessary for success in life!

    Put it in the suck it bucket, fella. This is exactly who and what you voted for, you just didn't expect to be the one getting screwed by it. If you want change, vote like it.

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  • I just think that's really nice.

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  • Yes, but of course! That is why there is jail for mother!

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  • This is EXACTLY why working with any living thing is frustrating. It's always something lol

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  • You can check the validity of your skepticism by asking it a question and verifying its sources.

  • Thank you for looking out for your local feline friends. It takes a special person to win over a skittish cat.

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz

    Rude