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as alive as you need me to be

  • Oh my god one of you actually showed up!

    I'd ask you what its like to so thoroughly lack self awareness, but unfortunately, you wouldn't be able to tell me, by definition.

    Also just no, your 'facts' are bullshit.

    You know what category of games consistently earn the most revenue?

    Mobile games. Cell phone games. That's over half of the money getting spent on video games.

    The majority of gamers, people who play video games, people who spend money on video games... they play gacha games on phones... they're not perennial Madden/FIFA/COD players.

    So if you don't have a gacha game waifu... you're actually in the minority too.

    So yeah... fundamentally ignorant, extremely overconfident... wanna check any more of those boxes, buddy?

    Just imagine me bouncing a ball off of your forehead repeatedly, I'm sure that'll put you in the right mind state for this.

  • Hah!

    Well shit, I was not aware of that.

    ... that's uh, funny, I guess, in a more modern context, with more temporal distance.

    But, Minnesotans are bleeding again lately, due to armed tyrants, so I guess in that sense, its less funny.

  • Very early on they had an actual player investible and influenceable stock market, in Online.

    They shut that down quite quickly though.

    Because you could make money too easily.

    Shark Cards only baby!

    Fuck our interesting gameplay mechanic, strip that shit out, MTX, make RockStar into the comically evil tech corpos they mock in GTA V's own story.

    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

  • Keep in mind...

    0 actual gameplay footage, so far.

    Zilch, 0, Nada, None.

    Also, ... it wont even be capable of hitting 60 fps on a PS5 or Xbox series fucking whatever.

    It might even be locked at 30.

    https://me.mashable.com/tech/52061/gta-6-performance-details-console-frame-rate-capped-at-30fps-pc-version-to-improve

    https://wccftech.com/gta-6-skip-60-fps-entirely-insane-detail-ps5-pro/

    https://www.tweaktown.com/news/112410/gta-6-may-be-locked-at-30-fps-even-on-a-ps5-pro-says-analyst/index.html

    ... where the fuck is the baffled Jackie Chan meme when I need it?

    Yeah this shit makes no sense to be excited for, unless you basically have oppositional defiance disorder, and you just enjoy being snide, in a group.

    Literally... Back a few years ago when that idiot hacked into RockStar and leaked the alpha build of GTA6... (and was then immediately caught because he is an idiot)... thats it. Clips from that are the closest to actual gameplay anyone has ever seen.

  • The 'everyone is 12' joke-theory is actually just essentially true.

    In the US, the average adult person in fact is no more literate or 'numerate' than a 12 year old, a 5th grader.

    The average person literally is a tween, in terms of higher thought capacity.

    Again... this is not a joke, it is just actually true.

    Apply George Carlin logic to this.

    50% of American adults are less mentally capable than 12 year olds.

  • AI as a cultural phenomenon has been truly exceptional at revealing the extent to which the privileged are just literally mouth breathing thumb sucking mental invalids.

    We should be laughing in their faces, when they say shit this stupid. We should be pointing out that they must have failed highschool physics, mocking them, to their faces, with a little bit of accidental spittle to drive it home.

    We literally have to shame these fucking morons or they will destroy human civilization.

  • If Virginians aren't surrounding the county government building, 24/7, with firearms...

    Your fucking state motto is Sic Semper Tyranis.

    Live up to it, or never be taken seriously, about anything, ever again.

    You know what happened in Iceland in the 07/08 financial crisis?

    Something like 1/3 to 2/3 of the entire population of the island surrounded parliament, literally with pitchforks, untill they actually prosecuted the criminal financiers for their actual financial crimes.

    Iceland is basically the only Western country that didn't bail out their bankster fraud artists, and sent them to fucking prison, instead.

    Ya'll gonna let your selves get outdone by Iceland?

  • So I was watching JoeFromSeattle and he basically has an observation/theory from repeatedly interacting with these people on Twitter.

    ... They literally do not count themselves as 'gamers', they use the word to identify others.

    These are the people who buy Madden/FIFA every year, every COD, every Battlefield, and assume everyone does that, to the point of projecting it without realizing it and then not believing you if you say you didn't do that as well.

    ... they are very often illiterate, cannot understand sentences above roughly Grade 5 complexity, always assume they are correct and work backwards to attempt to form a justification for whatever they've decided is corrrect.

    ... they're morons.

    Like just... complete fucking morons.

    And that's not an insult, its simply accurate.

  • Paintball markers.

    Make Tippmann proud.

  • Back in your shell, turtle-demon.

    EDIT:

    Well shit, apparently, he is brain dead.

    I guess he won't be coming out of his shell... ever again.

  • They need to lose their fingernails, one by one, then eyelids, then tongue, then ears, then nose, then eyes.

    They're ghouls on the inside, this is just .... soul-type affirming care, or something like that.

  • Maybe he sprayed himself with a bit too much of that fentanyl laced cat piss.

    If you do not get the reference... he previously said that he'd like to be able to dispatch drones that would do that to basically anyone who annoys him.

    Somehow more camp and pathetic than an actual comic book supervillain.

  • And he has actually been using his super yacht to do actual ground breaking research on the biology of extremely deep sea creatures.

    Not even joking, that yacht has a deep sea submersible, he bought the shipyard so he could direct the refitting of the super yacht to be able to carry and launch it... they've been mapping a trench near Japan, have captured high resolution video and bathymetry... they even appear to have discovered a or maybe a few new species.

    https://www.geeky-gadgets.com/gabe-newell-inkfish-unclassified-ocean-creature/

    I mean yeah, having a super yacht is ... pretty extra.

    But, there are certainly worse ways one could be using it.

  • I'm fairly certain every platform offers an SDK with mostly the same things.

    Just objectively, factually incorrect.

    Making mods only available inside a closed ecosystem so it's easier to charge for them and grab a cut isn't actually a good thing for instance.

    So you're fed up with NexusMods bullshit too eh?

    Err... were you talking about something else?

    There's also the fact that valve could easily offer all that and only grab like 3%. 90% of the cut is there to cover Gabens new boat purchase, not for the features.

    Fact? You have detailed access to the internal financial records of a privately held company that is generally not obligated to report them?

    You could be correct, but you'd need to provide... you know, evidence that that is the case.

    I'm not trying to clown on you to be an ass, I'm trying to point out that you just seem to know a bunch of things that are false, that you almost certainly can't know, that apply equally or moreso to alternatives to Steam/Valve.

  • ... radio scanner swapping through signals, till it clears up and then...

    Was it cast for the masses who starve and toil?

    Or for the vultures who feast upon the spoil?

    Yes a spectacle, monopolized

    They hold the reins, stole your rye

    All the pesticides, the bulldozers and chains

    Who stuff the land with their poisoned gains

    More for Monsanto and the corporate throne?

    None of the above, fuck it, plant the sword

    Gloves on! Guerrilla gardening!

    Dig that shit up!

    Gloves on! Guerrilla gardening!

    Dig that shit up!

  • We live in the digital attention economy.

    We literally pay ... attention.

    Everything is a contest to get you to pay your attention toward watching, looking at, reading, whatever particular thing.

    Outrage is the best way to get you to pay attention.

    But when you've spent your attention on being outraged... your brain tricks you.

    You've had the experience of being outraged... you felt it, you feel like you understand the thing, experienced the thing... contemplated the thing... even like you acted in some way about the thing.

    But 99.9% chance... you did nothing other than absorb information and have emotions about it. Maybe you also posted a reaction comment or video of some kind... but you didn't do anything tangible about it, something that might alleviate the conditions that led to this outrageous thing being a thing, or its likelihood of recurring.

    You didn't actually do anything about it... but you feel like you did.

    This is why people get nutty about fandoms, have parasocial relationships with e-personalities, get legitimately fatigued from so much bad news.

    There has to be a balance, you have to retain actual self control and self awareness. Otherwise, you're a zombie that thinks you're morally superior to other zombies, and you'll sleepwalk toward what the algorithm wants you to...

    When you could have, at some point, turned off the screen and... meditated, read a book, gone for a hike or jog, planted a garden, maintained your car... even gasp had a face to face interaction with a random person.

    They want us atomized, exhausted, existentially despairing.

    Such people won't be capable of doing anything about anything.


    If you want to stay Christian about it:

    God grant me the serenity

    to accept the things I cannot change;

    courage to change the things I can;

    and wisdom to know the difference.

    ... Not actually in the Bible. A Lutheran pastor came up with it in the 1930s.

    Though I personally disagree with the less often quoted second part of it, which echoes your quoted verses of Jesus saying to more or less be right with God and focus on that... seems to imply that all suffering is unavoidable, and of course that you'll be better off in Heaven... which I do not think is the case.

    But, I can at least say that I think the first part is pretty close to spot on.

  • The entire company is somewhere between 300-500 people.

    It literally fits into a few floors of a tower in Bellevue.

    Meanwhile... Microsoft essentially bought the land area of a mid sized US city, and turned it into a sprawling corporate complex.

    ... and that is just their main campus.

    Microsoft literally runs a private shuttlebus system in the Seattle-Bellevue-Issaquah area, to get people into and out of their campuses.

    They then also have local private taxi services to get people from one building in a larger campus, to another.

    There's your scale difference.

    Microsoft is essentially a semi-sovereign entity, occupies substantial territoty, got their own police too.

    ... Valve has something like 5-10 concurrent floors in a single building that is basically on top of a shopping mall.

  • Hyper-Capitalism? Nooo.

    //RETRO//-Captialism? ... significantly better by comparison.

    Terrifying, but true.

    'Stakeholder Capitalism' turned out to be approximately the same degree of bullshit as 'Abundance Agenda' is now.

  • They might be getting mad because Jesus is not saying the same thing I am.

    He is saying do not worry about tomorrow because you can worry about tomorrow, tomorrow.

    He is saying material reality is not the most important thing, your relationship with God is.

    I am saying do not worry about things where the worry itself prevents you from actually acting to make tomorrow better... or where there genuienly is nothing useful you can do, when you have no realistic choice.

    ...and I would want you to fundamentally base your appraisal of your own situation in the material and practical reality, and in you trying to be as honest with yourself, about yourself, as you can be.