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as alive as you need me to be

  • Do people need to (re)watch Fight Club?

    Narrator:

    A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside.

    Now, should we initiate a recall?

    Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X.

    If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.

    It's been like 25 years.

    Did people like... genuienly not know this, forget about it?

  • Hahaha...ha.

    Hah.

    ...

    Short answer: South Dakota.

    Long answer:

    Following a uh, calvacade of compounding catastrophes, several years ago now, I ended up homeless, roughed it for a good long while, got the shit kicked out of me in one way or another on roughly a biweekly basis, got held hostage by a fentanyl addict for a week once, barely escaped that alive, almost froze to death, almost died of heat stroke...

    ... eventually got SSDI to kick in, after continuously struggling to stop having all my ids and paperwork stolen from me...

    ...and I correctly deduced that Trump would win, and the big west coast city I used to live in would soon be cracking down hard on the homeless, as well as Oops! no more funding for homeless shelters that are already at max capacity...

    So, when the SSDI kicked in, I got on a bus and headed as far as my those bus wheels and my broken body could carry me, which ended up being South Dakota.

    Pretty fucking low CoL, and I am still just full time doing PT to recover from all my injuries, so... not like I'm missing much by not living somewhere else.

    Immensely ironically, this shit ass roach motel, that was literally a roach motel and now just... does 6 month, year, month to month leases?

    Only place I have ever lived in my entire life that just came with an AC unit.

    My 'long term' plan is somewhere in Minnesota... by every study and composite map I can see, its basically the best combo of a decently blue state, with decent CoL, and lots of fresh water, and a pretty low expected increase in climate disasters.

    In summary: God Bless America.

  • I am in roughly the same boat.

    $600 for rent + utils, cheapest, roach tier studio I could find, but I somehow lucked out and got a management team that, though they're not exactly flush with cash, they do genuinely give a damn about the stuff they can actually afford to handle, throw out the dipshit trouble maker types pretty quick.

    So, slightly higher rent, but I manage to get my food costs down to roughly $250 a month, so its about the same total monthly spend.

    But, yeah, holy fuck, if the min wage had kept up with housing costs, so an FT min wagie could afford a studio, 1/3 rent to income rule?

    It'd be between $30 and $35 an hour.

    That's how fucked this all is, the US median wage is roughly what the minimum wage should be, if you want a ... basically functioning society where 2/3rds (thats about the paycheck to paycheck % now) of people are not one disaster away from becoming homeless.

    So, of course, instead, its now literally illegal to be homeless, and Trump wants to build concentration camps.

    People are either gonna let this happen, or they're gonna ... perform an executive override on the situation.

  • Haha not me!

    I'm old-money poor, grew up broke.

    This is just a reversion to the mean.

    All these fools thought they weren't poor this whole time, blew out the backs of their credit card balances with endless hot loads of usless garbage purchases... tch tch tch, not how you do it, doesn't end well.

  • I mean, it would, so long as the forks are the spokes of the wheel.

  • You seen that rock he lifts up every day to get in and outta his house?

    Squat lifts, literally everyday, for this mofo.

  • IIRC, I genuinely, accidentally, first discovered internet porn on an elementary school computer, as a 5th grader.

    Tried to go to the website for the whitehouse.

    Turns out, the real website is whitehouse.gov, not whitehouse.com

    At the time... yep, whitehouse.com was hardcore porn, this was way before school network admins... really even existed? muchless had any kind of url/ip blacklists.

    So yep very old school, early days, near-miss or adjacent url hoarding... I think that would have been all the way back when expedia, yahoo, askjeeves were all still competetive search engines, and I am pretty sure I was using Netscape Navigator, hahahah!

    Anyway, I was quite shocked, rofl, having grown up thus far literally going to church every weekend, being told by my parents that I couldn't participate in the school Halloween festivities, as that was a 'Satanic' holiday.

    Hooray fundamentalist upbringing!

  • The trick is not actually buying anything.

    Just using it for an id verification.

    On a site that actually doesn't cost anything.

    It could be done, over a 56k modem, guess how I know?

  • The astonishingly hypocritical part:

    Guess who does payment processing for OnlyFans?

    Visa.

    And MasterCard.

    =D

    All you need to verify your id is a credit card!

    Then you get all the pr0n you want!

    Hope you didn't borrow one from your parents!

    No child has ever thought of that before!

  • Only if that email can pry my attention away from my email based multiplayer game of Civ 4.

  • No no, you don't get it.

    Random Windows 'Powerusers' obviously know more about programming and cybersecurity than people who actually do that for a living, as a professional line of work, duh!

    See, I wrote a bash file once, so I basically know everything about software dev, especially on linux as well, which is basically just the whole OS is powershell, right?

    /s/s/s

  • I'm sorry, people still have or use these things?

    Who is this stupid or lazy?

  • Stalin would be proud, great work Krasnov!

    Ok, so, fuck it, I'm Moodys now.

    From now on I am downgrading the BLS Jobs Report Data Quality Rating from Baa- to Ca.

    What a fucking joke.

  • Yep.

    I've been one.

    Thats how I know what I am saying.

    Like you're not even challenging what I'm saying really, you admit that most PMs are technically incompetent, because their job is mainly playing office politics.

    It didn't used to be this way.

    And it still doesn't have to be.

    A good PM is someone who actually knows their relevant field, and can also do some office politics, but much more importantly, is a responsible and helpful team leader.

    A person with only an MBA just has a degree in how to play office politics and gaslight people.

  • It does happen occasionally, from time to time, but, because everything is gasp open source, it tends to get caught, identified, blocked/quarantined and then fixed considerably more rapidly, with decent fallback instructions/procedures in that interim period.

    Like apparently it actually just recently happened with some asshole uploading bs malware libs/sources to the AUR... even still, got caught pretty quickly.

    Also, you can basically describe the entire CrowdStrike fiasco as exactly this kind of upstream oopsie doopsie.

    Doesn't really matter in the big picture if it was intentionally malicious or not, when you Y2K 1/4 of the world's computer systems.

  • Entirely seriously, yes.

    Most project managers I've ever met or known or worked with are basically incompetent technically, and very insecure / in denial about that, and thus vastly prefer the 'safe' option of someone else being responsible over the 'risk' of... hiring actual quality people that can make/support their own quality product.

  • Vibes based legal system, sure, why not?

  • https://techxplore.com/news/2025-07-fbi-national-st-paul-cyber.html

    https://www.reuters.com/world/us/minnesota-calls-national-guard-after-st-paul-slammed-by-digital-attack-2025-07-29/

    https://techcrunch.com/2025/07/30/minnesota-activates-national-guard-as-cyberattack-on-saint-paul-disrupts-public-services/

    So, this actually was first detected on Friday July 25, escalated all the way up to the Emergency Operations Center on July 28 (Monday), state of emergency / near total intranet shut down (they are quarantineing the whole system) on July 29 (Tuesday).

    It seems to me that some kind of rather sophisticated threat actor managed to get into the core ... this techxplore article calls it a 'VPN', but it isn't technically a VPN, its a secure access tunnel system that city-gov systems and employees use to talk to each other, it almost certainly is not intended to be geared toward broad internet access/usage, beyond accepting user input from public facing government web portals, such as say, people paying their utliity bills online or trying to submit a business liscense application online, things like that.

    This system is sounding like it got fully compromised (as in, low level/high privilege level access was secured), and was either sending data out/in through improper IP addresses, and/or was possibly being hijacked to do some kind of DOS attack ... on itself?

    I am having a really hard time finding any exact details on this, but this is my best guess.

    Given that the EOC essentially immediately shutdown everything and called in a National Guard Cybersecurity team, it seems to me that there is a high chance this was done by basically a nation-state level threat actor.

    It also at least seems like the systems, the data, the hardware, have at least not yet been locked down in a ransomware style move, which... could be largely due to their just quickly pulling the whole thing offline, or could be because that wasn't the goal of the attackers... or some combination of both.