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sp3ctr4l

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as alive as you need me to be

  • Google pays $250K for Linux vulnerability allowing guest VM escapes

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  • Which means the new paradigm will be 'every piece of hardware is a supply chain attack.'

    cough TPM 2 cough

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  • Well apparently that makes you my type.

    Uh... hey chickie chickie, catch any good updrafts lately?

    (... bird pickup line...???)

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  • Welp, thats it.

    The best image I have ever seen on the internet.

  • Meta Buried Research Linking Instagram To Teen Harm While Facing $1.4 Trillion Penalty That Could Erase Its Entire Worth

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  • Zuck: Yeah so if you ever need info about anyone at Harvard

    Zuck: Just ask.

    Zuck: I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses, SNS

    [Redacted Friend's Name]: What? How'd you manage that one?

    Zuck: People just submitted it.

    Zuck: I don't know why.

    Zuck: They "trust me"

    Zuck: Dumb fucks.

    Don't be a dumb fuck, do not trust Zuck.

  • Student pilot successfully lands plane after instructor jumps to death mid-flight

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  • Well I suppose... at least that's not as bad as slamming it angrily.

  • Student pilot successfully lands plane after instructor jumps to death mid-flight

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  • During the flight, Bertazzo allegedly told Rosario, “You know what to do” before removing his headset, arranging his belongings, taking off his seatbelt and exiting the aircraft.

    ... 'exiting the aircraft'.

    Yeah that's... accurate, but seems like perhaps an overly neutral verb to use.

    Yep, just stepping out for a bit, to get some air.

    Fuck me, this is an actual dark comedy skit, I can swear I've seen some skits from back in the day where more or less this is the plot.

    I guess all I can say is that I wish I could give Rosario a hug, what an awful thing to be forced into.

  • Elon Musk Is Charging Starlink Customers Gigantic Bogus Fees Because Its Network Is Being Crushed by “High Demand”

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  • Yes, there is a high demand for SpaceX to be less insolvent.

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  • Seagulls play by rules that are broadly well understood, and clear.

    Now... geese ....those motherfuckers have no honor.

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  • I have apparently dated ... at least 3 seagulls.

  • Rest in peace....

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  • You vastly overestimate the number of companies that are 'worth anything'.

  • Correlation implies causation

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  • You have a particularily hilarious version of oppositional defiance disorder.

  • Correlation implies causation

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  • Actually there is a proven causal connection:

    Infrasound.

    Data centers make a lot of that, and that does cause/exacerbate dizziness and disorientation.

    Now, what proportion of increasing dizziness is caused by more data centers?

    Impossible to tell from this meagre data set, likely an insubstantial amount... my money would be on long covid + its really fucking hot more often.

    EDIT: derp, ivan beat me to it.

  • Midtown Manhattan blocks evacuated after beams buckling at construction site

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  • and your comment reads like its from a propagandized boomer

  • Mark Zuckerberg's biggest legal nightmare yet could cost Meta $1.4T

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  • I like how people sometimes still act like I am a conspiracy theorist when ... I continue to point out the exact same bullshit since Cambridge Analytica.

    Now it's got a potential $1.4T fine to show I was correct about this, this entire time, that what they are doing is in fact illegal, beyond being morally heinous.

    But... addicts don't like to admit they are addicts.

  • Seriously like what is he going to do with all that money?

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  • Excellent!

    If Dr Who ever randomly abducts you, you'll be slightly better suited for the experiencd than most!

  • Every single game I've ever loved...

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  • Which of course is why we need kernel level anti cheat.

    Because they stop all of those hacks!

    ...That are still rampant...

    ....despite the kernel level...

    Wait a minute.

  • Seriously like what is he going to do with all that money?

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  • Did you account for the switch from the Julian Calendar to the Gregorian Calendar?

    Don't worry if you didn't, this has tripped up a number of apocalyptic religious cults as well, they had to rewrite their time tables to Doomsday when somebody pointed it out to them.

    But yeah, basically, 10 days got wiped out of conceptual existence in the uh, great time refactor of 1582. ... and more confusingly, it wasn't like, globally adopted at the same time, so, sometimes, in some places, adoption resulted in the nullification of 11, 12, or 13 days.

  • Ford employee fired after 11 years for stealing cookie he’d actually paid for

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  • goddamnit that got a snort out of me, hah!

  • Every single game I've ever loved...

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  • Its almost like a game that requires or significantly involves regular monotonous grinding is ... like, definitionally, a poorly designed game.

    You can have a regular, repeated activity or loop.

    But if that loop itself is boring, rote... the game has failed at actually being engaging, thus rewarding.

    The loop itself should be what offers the potential for reward, and that reward should be experiential, not... systemitized sequential progression.