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  • removes onion from belt

    holds it up toward a cloud in the sky

    begins to clench onion-

    ... No. No.

    Eh, howdy partner, you remember Digg?

    Does anyone remember Digg?

    ... Remember when triforcing became a thing?

    ... Remember 4chan before the V for Vendetta mask got associated with it?

    gaze drifts back toward onion

    ... Pepperidge ... farm... remembers...

    grins strangely

    SUDDENLY FIRES MAH LAZOR AAAUGH WAHRBARGBL!

  • Meme was coined by Richard Dawkins in the Selfish Gene (1976), where he meant to make an analogy between how...

    ....well, genes basically operate as a self replicating instruction set via things like plants and animals... or virii / viruses.

    In that sense, we live in a gene-world, where genes perpetuate themselves, spread and grow and are the primary drivers of dramatic change and growth and collapses.

    But ideas, notions, attitudes, philosophies... these become powerful enough once they are embodied by biology capable of contemplating them and acting on them, at scale, that they can actually override genes as the fundamental driver of change in the eco/biospehere, and they also propogate and essentially vie for dominance or prevalence amongst each other in similar ways as genes do.

    So... 'meme', because it sounds close to 'gene', and also because of similar sounding roots in greek, 'mimesis' essentially meaning 'behavioral imitation'.

    https://www.etymonline.com/word/meme

    'Meme' itself was not widely used outside of basically academia untill it gained a more specific meaning in the roughly the late 90s / early 2000s, as referring to a kind of (usually goofy) image or video that spread virally across the online world.

    To my knowledge, you did not broadly have people emailing each other goofy ascii art in the 80s and referring to that as a meme, nor widely or within a niche subculture referring to any kind of idea or cultural craze of the time... certainly at no where near the scale and popularity of the term nowadays.

    If you wanted a meme from roughly the time that the term 'meme' was being broadly popularized to mean 'online internet joke image', you'd be looking at basically demotivational posters.

  • Goddamnit.

    I have seen this thousands of times, but this time, this particular time, for some reason...

    The goddamned cheeseburger song from VeggieTales is now the soundtrack to my brain.

  • "Local small business owner utterly fails to do due dilliegence, dooms business, country."

  • It wasn't known to the general public.

    ... It was known to who the spies were leaking too.

    Who then also largely kept it a secret.

    This is a prime example of why I tried to list the sort of two... extreme edges of this 'rule'.

    The entire Epstein thing is basically very similar to the Manhattan project inasmuch as... a pretty good deal of people knew something, a good deal of people knew a lot.

    But... most of those people were... pretty good at this compartmentalizion thing. Not to mention just actually members or clients of or directly connected to intelligence agencies.

    Untill enough of them fucked up, harder and harder, at keeping things a secret.

    I don't see this as a kind of cut and dry fullproof rule.

    I see it as a reasonable first pass heuristic.

  • The first rule is basically that the more people required to be involved in a conspiracy, the less likely that someone doesn't eventually leak something.

    I will note that this works for a lot of the more dubious ones, we never went to the moon, the earth is flat, etc.

    But I will also note that any competent intelligence type agency compartmentalizes as much information as possible, so that very few people actually know enough to put together a 'big' story.

  • ... Would... would this count as the largest scale, well documented mob boss shakedown in US history?

  • I switched to vaping, because I don't currently have the capacity to quit, but, 100% on board with this.

    Do not start smoking.

    Do not start vaping or chew or zynn or anything else.

    Being an addict sucks, I turn into a demon when I don't have my nicotine.

    Please... seriously, do not start smoking or using any kind of nicotine ... thing.

    I've seen studies that say that nicotine withdrawl can be as bad as heroin withdrawl... and I guess let me just say that seems about right to me.

  • One for each nostril.

    Gotta mainline that nicotine.

  • Ahaha! Oh my goodness what a goober!

  • They're in a cult.

    Specifically, an outright death cult.

    Juat think of them like a deranged hivemind.

  • This cat looks like it needs an orb to be pondering, and a wizard hat.

  • Option 3: Detonate a nuclear warhead in Arasaka HQ.

  • Exactly.

  • Yeah but the problem is we have to get ranked choice from the broken system that we currently have.

  • Well they could and they did, but those people were delusional and paranoid, so, no need to pay them any mind.

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  • ... and thence came the carmel mocha frappuccino.

  • Please under no cicrumstances should you mix up the Left and Right Nabisco Twix Catheter Elements, call your doctor immediately if you believe you may have done this.

  • Ok, I am now imaginging some kind of Biblically Accurate American chimera/angel/monster.

    Like uh, A buffalo that also has two eagle heads, maybe a sort of skirt/rear covering of turkey feathers, the tail is rattlesnake, and its body is not covered in eyeballs, but like, Amazon Alexas.

    And uh, lets also make it like the... uh... the vision of the statue from Daniel 2.

    It has faces made of bitcoin, a mane or chest of dollar bills, a hindquarters of shimmering black crude oil, a tail and legs and hooves of coyote tan thermoplastic.

    ... I think I might have just concepted a Kojima-esque monstrosity that would make sense in MGS4.

  • Cinema, simulated life, ill drama

    Fourth Reich culture; Americana

    Chained to the dream they got you searchin' for

    The thin line between entertainment and war

    There be no shelter here

    (The frontline is everywhere)

    RATM - No Shelter (1998)