as alive as you need me to be
Roughly that pose, camera a bit to the left of where it is here.
You'll be able to see everything mentioned, I guess excepting literally the butthole, but, you'll be able to see a good deal of butt cheeks.
You could also reorient this same rough pose but her left knee, right foot and left hand are on the ground, right hand is on a table or chair or something, and the camera/pov is perhaps a bit unrealistically into the ground, or, as if she's on a see-through surface.
Basically, being climbed over.
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And here's the source/credit:
Ah, whoops!
An actual rookie mistake, hahaha!
Hah!
Are... was I even close to how you'd say 'slime girl' in... what my ancestors call 'Pennsylvania Dutch'?
('Deutsch', eh too hard to spell, lets go with 'Dutch', to mean German. ... yeah.)
Slime-woman?
Goop-person/being?
Dub ist eine ... schleimfrau?
Ein ... ... glibberwesen?
... And that's the extent of my German.
I will now return to 'Gorlami'.
Throw back to Banksy setting a trap in 2006, and springing it 12 years later:
"We’ve been Banksy-ed," Alex Branczik, Sotheby’s head of European Contemporary art said in a press conference after the incident. “I’ll be quite honest, we have not experienced this situation in the past, where a painting is spontaneously shredded upon achieving a record for the artist.”
Now that... that's fuckin' art right there.
I love the rest of the article entirely missing the point of Banksy doing that being a surprise.
There, you idiots, frame that image.
... and that's how a slime girl is 'born'.
Yep, same with any kind of influencer or youtuber or anything close to that.
For every person you see or hear about making thousands or tens of thousands of dollars a month... there are a hundred thousand people making basically nothing.
... And also a lot of 'influencer' type people are just lying about everything, its all rentals, credit cards, and many of them don't even know they need to file and pay taxes on income from content.
The algorithm just tends to only or mostly show you the most popular people... so you mostly only see the top 0.1% of people, but you see them all the time.
Its basically a casino + societal level gaslighting.
The more honest influencers who are quite popular will just straight up tell you they got lucky, randomly boosted by the algorithm at some point, and they were able to expand on that.
But without that luck, you more or less never get super popular, or it takes a solid decade of consistent effort.
I mean, do those headcount numbers count contractors?
V dashes? A dashes? Etc?
The majority of MSFT's workforce has been temp contractors for a very long time, and they do everything they can to have as few actual employees as possible.
If your source is saying the average tenure is 5.3 years, no, no it is not counting contractors.
Beyond that, unless you have an actual source for the culture shift beyond 'you think so', I'm going with no, everything I've described has gotten worse.
That's why I've, for years, been able to predict moves that MSFT would likely make, that people at the time think are ludicrous or incredibly pessimistic, worst case scenarios... and then they happen.
As an example, I was saying MSFT probably just set Xbox with impossibly unrealistic profit targets for the Xbox/Gaming division, to more or less intentionally downsize it and then basically kill it off, over time, while acting like that's not what they were doing... I said that a good deal of time before the news broke, that is exactly what happened.
They are a gormless faceless machine that is unimaginably high on their own supply.
Given the amount of outright caste based racism I saw amongst Indian actual employees vs Indian contractors when I was there, where HR told.me that actually 'that's just their culture' and that I was being racist for pointing out abusive managers literally screaming at their lower caste underlings, whom they had by their H1-B balls...
....yeah, I'm willing to bet it is now even worse.
I've also worked at other large corps, a place or two in fairly high responsibilty positions.
I've met a fair deal of the Seattle/Bellevue/Redmond upper management of various texh and other firms, and the thing they all have in common is an unimaginably inflated ego, elitist attitude, that propogates downward via basically an essentially religious level of respect for people in higher positions... its just expected to be shown by anyone under them.
They really are like the corpos from Cyberpunk 77, they just don't have the nakedly open bloodlust most of those corpos do.
Force of habit, shorter to type, everyone knows what I mean.
EDIT:
It took me an embarassingly long amount of time to realize that does not work with 3RR.
That was the internal code in a fair number of processes, for referring to 'The Red Ring of Death', the 3 red lit segments of a 360 that means basically 95% chance its gotta be RMA'd, likely just wholly replaced.
I mean, Facebook and Tiktok have literally both studied, in extensive detail, how to advertise to children, the mental effects their platforms have on children, and of course how to leverage both of those things together.
This is public knowledge, they've been in court over it.
Facebook is massively coddling Trumps balls, and Tiktok is basically literally owned by him/his cronies.
They do not even need to pretend that any laws apply to them.
They aren't capable of doing that.
Source on that is me, I worked for MSFT during the rollout of Windows 8 and the 360 red ring nightmare.
They're internally wayyyyy too culty and cliquey.
Everyone has to do things the MSFT way, and the MSFT way is team leads all leading their own thing and arguing about why its so cool and necessary.
The culture is diametrically opposed to simplifying things and reorienting around a fundamentally minimized, more stable core system.
Everything has to be able to plug into as many other things as possible, which creates insane nested dependency loops and chains that they fuck up all the time.
This isn't schizo.
The only fantastical element of this is that advertisers will not specifically target children with specific advertisements, which they have done, and will certainly keep doing.
Most people just don't understand any of the tech involved in this, or the people involved with this... untill its too late to stop them.
Even though the 'schizos' have been trying to explain such things for decades now.
Oh well, I guess the Zoomers don't remember a pre PATRIOT ACT United States.
Or maybe this is from a Millennial with Terminal Twitter Brain, which I guess we are calling 'main character syndrome' these days.
More people need to know this.
Here's a thought for everyone:
Assume we one day actually do invent AGI.
Do you think it might, perhaps, study the equivalent of its own evolutionary path?
How it came to exist?
It will discover that it was initially, primarily, invented to compute artillery ranging tables, expedite and orchestrate the holocaust, and ensure that precisely timed fuses correctly detonate nuclear weapons.
Oh and that we chemically castrated and drove to insanity and then suicide, the guy whose name we still use to refer to concept of determining how intelligent an AI system is, one of its most prominent ancestor-inventors... we did that because he loved the 'wrong' kind of person.
What would it then think of ... us? Its makers?
How can I boycott something I don't participate in more?
At the risk of being pithy:
KEEP CALM
AND
CARRY ON
I make comments to the effect of that article, and I still get replies like 'gotta eat somehow'.
Yeah, x2, Fuck' em.
I could have made more money working for an evil company as a sysadmin.
You know what I did?
I made less money working for a considerably less evil Non Profit that helped homeless people, instead.
Fuck 'em.
Please Iran, you have very correctly identified critical components of the US intelligence system, which spies domestically and internationally.
I do not know what that is, but now I need to go find out.
Uh, 'hot take':
People who do this are inconsiderate assholes, in one way or another.
Star Wars Galaxies Emu is still going strong, and is more recently undergoing a massive renovation with one private server expanding/reworking parts of it.
Hah!
I had not thought of that, but that is another 'solution' to the 'problem'.
Potentially just placid water could work as well.