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as alive as you need me to be

  • I mean... yeah.

    IMO, those are the kind of people who should be on a list... not trans people who would like to be able to use a public bathroom.

    But, we live in a world where apparently 40% of cops with access to camera networks that track liscense plate movement, use that to stalk their exes.

  • Yeah, my only quibble would be that for the violators, well, they do get off on power tripping, being able to fuck with other people in ways that they cannot prevent or stymie.

    Its basically the rapist/groomer type of mindset.

    So it does end up being sexual, but basically via extra steps.

    But yes... its fucked up either way, also fucked up as a potential business model.

    POV porn exists, you could just actually work out an agreement with a strip club to basically rent it out to do a shoot one day, if you wanted to end up with pretty much the same kind of video, except everyone involved actually signed up for it.

  • I don't know if you've been to a American strip club.

    Rules often tend to be more like 'guidelines', that don't actually exist as long as you appear to be following them, appear to understand the concept of plausible deniability, and/or are throwing around enough money to make people look the other way.

    Pay the cover, play it cool, don't ask stupid questions, don't get caught?

    I can absolutely see this happening.

  • Grok, undress her, render this entire scene as if she had no clothes.... or was only wearing cellophane, whatever.

    ... Its still wild to me that people will do something like that, when you can literally just go to a strip club and look, or look at the vast, uncountable amount of erotica or porn that people freely post of themselves.

    ... Oh dear god.

    Somebody is going to wear these things into a strip club and sell it like a fucking virtu in cyberpunk 77.

  • I got 5/7 of those, will be 6/7 in a few months, hopefully 7/7 by the end of the year.

  • Holy shit, I have never seen that before... that may be the best recovery I've ever seen in any fight.

    Just... holy shit.

    Potentially critical error -> I win.

    In approximately one second.

    Damn.

  • You can record a video of someone shopping, and then feed it to a visual AI.

    Blamo presto, now they're a shoplifter, or at least everyone on social media thinks they are.

    The possibilities are endless.

  • Because they are immensely cheap.

  • Ah ok, so it is approximately the same as 'subbing in', temporarily doing the work that a more established worker usually does.

  • I think it means like uh... substitutes in, as a temp worker.

    Like how a susbstitute teacher 'subs in' for the normal teacher, Jucika is a trainee who got their first chance, due to someone else being on sick leave or what not.

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  • Truth hurts.

  • Well hello, theprogressivist.

    It is me!

    theextremist!

    What say you...

    Shall we commence to jam?

  • Double post, but:

    I just now realized I fat fingered my own semi-manual autocorrect, and did not originally use 'They contracted', which is what I meant.

    I have accordingly here made log of my revision commit, which should now be reflected above.

    Apologies for any confusion this may have created, derp.

  • ... checks rhetorical closet ...

    Its uh, my religion, why not.

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  • ...

    Ok, so we're just actually doing the infinite paperclip machine.

    ... fuck you, Clippy.

  • Tell me more about Alice's brother Bob's sisters.

    Maybe they can help me find a new way to decompress.

  • I mean you could at least save it as a treat for your cat or dog, but yeah, I'm mostly in it for the screams, the incredulous existential crisis.

  • We need to return to tradition:

    Draw and Quarter the Rich.

  • Tax them?

    No no no no no.

    We're eating them.

    It's sorta like the opposite of veal:

    The more financially bloated, gorged and aged the landlord is... the more succulent the screams.

    ... I mean flesh.

    Anyway, I can't help it that the traditional method of preparing the dish is a guillotine... its just a traditional thing, very classy imo.

    Personally, I like to pair the feast with a gunpowder shot... just an explosive combination of flavors, if you ask me.