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  • Not if you use a condom.

  • Yep! I learnt that the hard way. It was like I had to burp really badly, but couldn't. ;-;

  • I get that. I like the tang, they're a bit too sweet for me when they're too ripe.

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  • I haven't noticed that at all. I do make sure to put them in when they're still a bit green tho. The way I like it.

  • Should've played stardew valley lol.

  • 🥺

  • Must be a Real Leprechaun bouncing around your area.

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  • Try to replace it with black coffee or tea of some sort. There's a nice bulk store near me that sells really cheap but delicious instant coffee by the gram. IIRC sodas have caffeine in them which makes them ab it addictive, withdrawals only last a few days though.

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  • I started putting bananas in the fridges crisper drawer. They keep a heck of a lot longer in there. It's almost as if that's what a fridge is meant for... :O

    Now I can buy 14 bananas and they'll be good for weeks.

  • This one time I used a bathroom that had a foot handle that you could open and lock the doors with and the rest of the accoutrements were motion activated.

  • I avoid certain restaurants/cafes that don't hove paper towel in their bathrooms for this exact reason. ;-;

  • Excellent lol. As an aside, there are cafes I do not go to just because they don't use paper towels in their bathrooms.

  • Often when I'm stressed, I'll suddenly think "KILL THE POOR".

    watch?v=ldH9EyOf7Xk

    Also the Badger song.

    Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER

    mushroom! MUSHROOM!!

    Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER

    A SNAAAAAAAKE A SNAAAAKKKEEE OOOOOHH IT'S A SNAAAAAKKKEE

    Sometimes, without realizing, I become one with the badger and dance.

  • PO-TA-TOS  boil 'em, mash 'em, put 'em in a stew  boil 'em, mash 'em, put 'em in a stew  PO-TA-TOS  PO-TA-TOS

  • Me too. One of the reasons I hate summer is I don't usually have something with long sleeves to open shuff with.

  • I don't drink enough bleach for that to be effective though!

  • True, I try to wash my hands before as well if I've recently touched like a public library doorknob or something but sometimes it's an emergency and I'll use the sides of knuckles like scissors.

  • You’ll need a sample of a Listeria monocytogenes

    Fucking sent me lmao

    *Maybe I'll do this, but turn up the heating to 37C for ~16 hours during Phase 3 so my artistry can truly be admired.

  • Ahhhhhhgggghhh.gheg.h

    I've also had roommates like that. They never admitted to it but... I could smell it... they also never took out the trash. STRANGE.