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shalafi

@ shalafi @lemmy.world

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  • you can just do stuff

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  • How is life like being a lawful good little paladin? I break rules that don't apply to me. This guy seems to have broken rules that apply to no one.

    You're the guy saying the victim should have complied with the cop that murdered him.

  • I hacked mars!

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  • The pressure is an issue, but the CO2 levels on Mars are insane. Forget the cold and near-vacuum, we'd be choking out on a single breath of that poison.

    I'm guessing CO2 uptake would be nada while the plant boils out it's H2O?

  • I hacked mars!

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  • An unforgiving bitch.

  • Anyone miss all the colors?

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  • Been loving the new colors! Yeah, they're toned down, not Hot Wheels colors, but I'm into the new grey-blues and grey-greens, never seen those before.

    Only one I'm not into is the green-yellow, uh, things, I've seen. We have a tiny Florida spider that exact color and it makes me think of an arachnid. (I'm fine with spiders, just not cars colored like the freaky ones.)

  • Anyone miss all the colors?

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  • I'm white and OP has hella privilege if they've never been concerned about cops targeting them. They were all over my ass in the 90s for having long hair and driving beaters. They'd lock on and follow until they had an excuse.

  • Anyone miss all the colors?

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  • Curious how old you are, because until this century, a car with 100,000 on the odometer was considered a piece of crap no one in their right mind would buy. Powertrain warranties of 50,000 were pretty nice in the 90s and when 100,000 came out people were astounded. 3 years/36K was standard warranty for everything else.

    SOURCE: Worked Nissan consumer affairs, late 90s.

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    Trump supporter apologizes for not heeding the warnings, still a Republican

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  • Why would a pro-Russian propagandist be constantly, and gently, turning MAGA away from Trump? What's the motive here?

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    Trump supporter apologizes for not heeding the warnings, still a Republican

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  • This is the kinda propaganda I would plant to gently turn MAGA away from Trump. It's too fucking perfect, every post.

    Lemmy: "LOL, face eating leopards, she so dumb!"

    Yeah, but y'all (not you OP) are dumb as fuck for believing it's a real person.

  • Dave Chappelle says his trans jokes 'went down well' at Saudi Arabia gig

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  • Pretty much what I gathered. Still haven't heard Chappelle say anything awful, and you'll note not a soul has replied with actual words from the man.

  • At >5 you get invited to a coven.

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  • It belonged to my ex and I and King Soloman gave us a custody choice. 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • Dave Chappelle says his trans jokes 'went down well' at Saudi Arabia gig

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  • Maybe there's something worse out there, but his trans jokes I've seen are far from hateful. When Chappelle first got flak over this I was afraid the jokes would be flat out evil. They could hardly be more mild.

    Can anyone point to a particular joke that's tearing trans people down? I don't mean poking fun, I want to see the hate you all accuse him of.

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  • This would have landed better when I was a kid in the 70s and 80s.

  • NSFW

    What are your naughty confessions?

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  • Similar story, but I was the guy. Kinda.

    Broke up with my gf (both about 50-yo) who lived across the street. (Dumb situation, I KNOW.) We were still fuck buddies. Our friend down the street was having a Christmas party. Told her we'd go as a date, just for the night.

    Friend had a couple of young girls over no one knew, but he was, most literally, banging one in his bedroom. Flesh smacking, spanking, walls shaking, all that. Yikes.

    My girl was out back talking to a mutual friend. The 20-something girl whose friend was getting banged was mad jealous of her friend getting laid, so she was hitting on me. I was looking sharp, wearing a tux, all that. (Picture for reference, not that night.)

    My god. It took ALL my willpower to fight her off.

    "I'm sorry, but I agreed to be with my friend tonight and I'm not going to hurt her."

    grabs me and sticks her tongue in my mouth>

    Heaven

    "I'm not going to hurt her like this."

    She smelled and tasted like life itself. I now know what melange is. I could see through time.

    "I can't do this. Maybe another night?"

    grabs me, kisses me>

    Rinse and repeat for 30 minutes.

    Anyway, my ex and I went home and had freaky, tied-up-in-heels-and-fishnet sex. Very memorable. But I'd still kill or die for that 20-something girl. She gave me her number, blew me off the next day. Fine. :(

    Anyway, after all the drama my ex caused me a month later, I should have fucked the other girl.

    Anyway, I still have some little faith in my moral strength.

    Anyway, still mad.

  • AI-generated code contains more bugs and errors than human output

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  • AI code is great for getting over a hump, something you're stuck on. Used ChatGPT (not the best for coding, I know) to help on a PowerShell script. There was exactly two references on the internet for what I wanted to do (Google Calendar/Sheets integration). Spent hours on the problem.

    ChatGPT gave me two things: One solution I didn't know was a thing, another was a twist I hadn't thought of. For giggles, I plugged the whole script in. Guess what? Failed instantly. Because of course it did.

    No. LLMs don't write working code. Yes. They can help you, assuming you know what you're doing in the first place. But here's the crux of using AI:

    It does not, and cannot, give a shit about edge cases, user error and security.

    I wrote a simple PS script to swap my TV screens around for work, play and movies. Rolled it out in 30 minutes. Took me 2 more hours to stupid proof it, test it, wrap it an exe, make an icon, deploy it, all that. AI can't do any of that.

  • How the turntables

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  • You gotta have some special looks to pull of the midpart. This guy got it. I don't. Do you?

  • Trump announces new class of U.S. battleships named after himself

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  • I've seen new architect kids and draftsmen make better renderings 15 years ago.

  • Trump announces new class of U.S. battleships named after himself

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  • Gold doesn't corrode, might be the best idea yet!

  • 'Nicki Minaj Is Not a Good Role Model for Black Girls': Charlie Kirk's Past Comments Resurface After Rapper Appears at TPUSA's AMFest

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  • Tom Hanks?

  • Resistance is futile

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  • Not ragging on anyone for ignorance, never will, but it's a little weird how many people are asking what these are, especially in such a nerdy community.