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  • He once smelled someone’s seat who had the concept of a plan. That must count for something

  • Oh god. We had to be within one hour of the data center so that we could sit next to the broken hardware that we were not able to fix at 3 am anyway because fuck you.

  • Well they dont know how long it takes to fix stuff, so I shall do it whenever I feel like it eventually.

    “Yeah sorry someone upstream broke the interconnect compiler to our computation fabric, I send a patch and have to wait for the developer to merge it”

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  • AND who is equally kinky

  • Exactly like in the picture

  • Like when he did the same thing at spacex and Tesla?

  • All of them are. Furry porn is what keeps IT people sane. It’s weird but I didn’t make the rules

  • Did you try installing arch on it and turning it off and on again? Are you sure the cables are plugged in properly? Can you double check for me pls?

  • Yeah thanks Gilfoyle!

  • Chances are that you are like three of those at least if you have to ask

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  • What’s that supposed to mean? Have you seen these guys? They are all weirdos… like that FDP kinkster supreme

    e: what I don’t get is why this guy even had a sex doll ready to go in the first place.. ‘oops it just jumped in my shopping cart?!’

  • lol fuck every tourist in the ass sideways I guess.

  • That’s not how telecommunications work at all. You always have backwards compatibility and you don’t need perfect latency or beam forming to make an emergency call. Don’t kid yourself it is solely to fuck with consumers and to make more money somehow.

    Telcos in Australia have so far been the worst money grabbing vultures that I’ve ever seen. Like these motherfuckers would lock a PoE line to the MAC address of an networkadapter, so that you could use one machine and nothing more.

  • Ah ok thanks for explaining. That makes sense that although they redid the law that there’s still idiotic shit I it that doesn’t work in real life.

  • German here. Took my wife’s name because she has publications and I don’t. I have no idea what you are talking about. In Germany any partner can take the others name in a marriage or even have a compound name (maiden name - new name). My father took my mother’s name, they divorced 20 years ago, now my father is going to change his name back to his old name. My sister married her girlfriend, she took her name. Idk at this point it kinda became our internal family joke thing although our last name wasn’t that horrible

  • I thought The dude mistook fire for burned toast and Everett just k.o.ed a guy having a stroke

  • Imagine paying 30k$ so that some guy in India gives you regular handjobs 🤦

    Now imagine that’s your job 🤦

  • Suddenly loss.jpg

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    Help me stepbro, I fell and now there's AI stuck in my sextoys. Also the next time you answer provide a boilerplate react module for a TODO list