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  • Heck

  • Not again

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  • Try a bug that sporadically happens only in release mode, with no clear connection to anything else, only to find out years later it only happens when someone uses the microwave for too long in the break room.

    "You know, we always get this error after lunch when I reheat leftover soup."

    Goddamnit Kyle!

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  • Just keep regenerating data until it's something the stock holders like. Doesn't matter if it's BS. They're already accustomed to that.

  • If I could, I'd throw a chancla at that person

  • Tomāto potăto

  • I was thinking about something, but now I'm thinking about "what was I thinking about" and that pushed out what I was thinking about and now I'm taking too long and I'm thinking about how awkward it's getting. OMG what was I thinking about?!

    Oh yeah it was about that embarrassing thing I did yesterday...

    "Nothing"

  • Bruh

  • Damn American units

  • They already can by putting your finger on the camera and lighting up your finger with the led light. Then it detects the rhythmic changes picked up by the camera... At least 10+ years ago. It was a good novelty feature, but turns out, for most healthy people, checking your heart rate gets old after a few runs.

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  • Hello

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  • 😺

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  • Arthur is an aardvark, which is an anteater

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  • Human anteaters live among us and they look just like any other human.

    If you eat one ant, you are an anteater. You may not even have consciously have eaten one. It could have been hidden in your sandwich or mixed in with a soup. You may be an anteater and not even known it 😳

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  • Take some iodine pills before you talk to her.

  • Ideal car

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  • P = IV

  • ... I think we read different articles.

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    life

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  • I forget to note what food I have and need before grocery shopping and end up having double of some things and none of some others.

  • Typically, the reverse way you got up. Otherwise, I'd look for something tall to fall/transfer to. Then firefighter slide down the stilt if you're still too high and there's no other way down.

    Or you can skip finding something tall and just Firefighter slide down off a stilt if you wanna look cool.

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    (How to trigger programmers (and make them irrationally angry)