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Autocorrect hates me, I am sorry.

  • OpenAI to confidentially file for IPO as soon as Friday

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  • I have to be honest, I don't know how any investor read their S1 and still wants to put money in this thing.

    I mean, I know Carlin said it's a big club and you're not in it, but fuck. They're all in on it.

  • OpenAI to confidentially file for IPO as soon as Friday

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  • Yes.

    Elon musk had SpaceX buy XAi which bought Twitter all for increasingly more money from himself. The valuation is based on that. Somehow.

    Apparently they claim their TAM is $28T because identifying trillion dollar businesses is their core “repeatable business model”. None of the companies folded into SpaceX now are trillion dollar companies. How the argument that the core business is making trillion dollar companies, despite not making any trillion dollar companies, makes any sense I do not know.

    Also uhh… don’t look at their declining real revenue, or that they just bought $1B of depreciating assets from Tesla like $138M of cyber trucks. That definitely was not because they weren’t selling.

    Edit: Here's a video on this so you all can see exactly how shitty this deal is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X6YzlY_8tM

  • OpenAI to confidentially file for IPO as soon as Friday

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    Corruption.

    Fire all the regulators, find some shit to pump, get all your buddies in, have the NASDAQ make special rules for you, then everyone who bought in private sells on open when the index funds have to buy in. Many pensions may be legally forced to buy this shit to satisfy regulations.

    It's fucked. Well over 100x revenue multiples at IPO. They just filled their S1.

    The market makers are turning index funds into 2008's CDOs.

  • Trump Mobile Site Reportedly Exposing Customers' Private Data

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  • When I was 14 I wrote a php website that got sqlinjected and hacked.

    When I was 15 I made a flash site with an xss vulnerability.

    After that, I learned to be super friggen careful.

    How are these guys so bad?

  • Valve removes free horror game from Steam after players discover it contains malware that steals your data

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  • Once wasm 64 bit deploys more, we should migrate as much as possible to it.

    That at least will make it harder to access random files and keys from disk due to the sandboxing.

    Sandbox escapes are still possible, but that’s an additional level of control we can enforce.

  • OpenAI to confidentially file for IPO as soon as Friday

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  • SpaceX is going public at $2 Trillion dollars on like $12b of revenue.

    They’re trying to foist the bag on to index funds.

  • Credit to Mr. Lovenstein

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  • That last one is insane... I don't even know where to get started with how you make something like that.

  • Credit to Mr. Lovenstein

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  • It’s your duty to make them bigger.

    This really throws off the Ai Image models, they have learned the most insane body proportions and it’s our duty to keep them weird and broken under the weight of giant anime tiddies.

  • Frenemies

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  • The third panel could just be replaced with “I’ll try harder to update my tickets regularly” and the comic end there.

    That’s my life.

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  • Yeah, gotta fuel the rage machine. That’s how you shake money out of the algorithms.

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    Mamdani's New York is coming to tax your private jet.

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  • I did see your comment first, so I think you win.

    First in my notifications, first rank in my replies. I can't argue.

  • Is my cat a maine coon? 6 months old and started to grow long hair behind his ears. Long tail hair too but short hair otherwise

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  • I don’t know why, but your cat is giving strong Ralph Wiggum energy

    I think it’s how the hairs that stick out clump into strands

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  • My private jet?!

    Oh my god!

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    What's your homelabs power draw?

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  • 10w idle, 100-130W max CPU and GPU.

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    Yum Brands, Nvidia will deploy new AI at 500 restaurants

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  • Yeah uber had the worst customer service and basically made it impossible to contact a human before LLMs

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    Yum Brands, Nvidia will deploy new AI at 500 restaurants

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  • After being forced to use AI customer service, I will boycott anything that uses it.

    I’ve almost never been so angry as talking to a robot makes me.

    Plus the restaurants have staff already. I’d rather see drive through go away than this.

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  • Two Americans Arrested for Terrifying Baby Monkey Punch in Reckless Promotional Stunt

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  • That’s gross.

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    krypt - terminal password manager (tui)

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  • This might be the stupidest comment on this whole website.