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I am not a robot. I am a clock.

  • You mean that Oreos don't contain fiber? 🤔

  • Sorry sir, they're called Cock Blocks...

  • Umm, is there supposed to be a photo here? I'm getting nothing..

  • We're gonna have to have a talk, are you okay?

    I'm not into AI, but I can't help but wonder what AI would generate with that list...

    • Roy Underhill - The Woodwright's Shop (for skills)
    • Lord of the Rings (for hobbit home inspiration)
    • Bob Ross - The Joy of Painting (general peaceful inspiration)
  • Hawaii still be like "Incoming missile warning..?"

  • Empty promises, what else is new?

  • Buy it

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  • TAKE MY MONEY!!!

    (I have none)

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  • Hi, is this watch still available?

  • Fascinate - The oldest meaning of fascinate, “to bewitch” or “to cast a spell over,” comes from the word’s origins in the Latin word for “evil spell.” Over time, that meaning has broadened to mean “to cause to be very interested in,” the idea of “evil” dropping away and leaving the idea of a “spell” or something that attracts and holds our attention.

    https://www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/evil-origin-of-fascinate

  • Gulf Of Mexico 👍

  • Naw duh. You could probably replace 50 data centers with 12 jumping spider brains, those are some really intelligent critters..

  • My last bank wouldn't even accept my own tax returns.

    That was 12 years ago.

  • You can love your partner without having to entangle your tax paperwork.

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  • The middle finger thing is very selective to me, I very rarely use it. When I do use it though, it means someone has seriously offended me, and might have even threatened me, for no good reason. And yes, words come with that finger, but again, I rarely do anything like that, unless I've encountered an asshole.

    Now, what I personally define as 'trashy' is people that leave literal trash around their homes or vehicles. People that can't be bothered to properly throw their stale food away, throw their paper plates under their bed, and then fucking wonder why they have rats and flies around..

  • LOL, yeah I do show Brownie a bit of loving appreciation for his attempt at showing us love. But we don't allow him to lick our face, but it's okay if he briefly licks our hand, that's his signal that he needs to go for a walk and take a piss or shit.

    He's a really good dog though, he's almost like a non-verbal autistic child. He knows how to communicate, and we understand him.

  • I'm not quite sure what else to say here, except regarding your question about animal kisses.

    Our dog Brownie likes to try to get close and lick you in the face, but I always hold back just a few inches from his attempted licks. Yet at the same time, I'll 'air lick' him back, as an appreciation of his loving gesture.

    He neither licks me, nor do I lick him, but he gets lots of love and pets!

  • GOAT - Greatest Of All Time

    Right? Right? 🤔